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Old Yesterday, 03:02 AM   #2
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Scho isn’t answering the meth hooker must have stolen his phone
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He's just about untied, I'm sure of it. He's been thru this shit before.
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Old Yesterday, 04:12 AM   #4
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Post: A walking skin cancer patient walked in to the bar today. You could tell he was winded from the walk from the car to the door. This guy hasn't seen his dick without a mirror in at least 10 years and he had the audacity to look down on the wait staff. When I went to take his order the strong smell of Drakkar Noir, $.50 cigars, and Ripple hit me like a ton of bricks. He had on New Balance velcro shoes with black Nike socks, Docker khakis that were at least 2 sizes too big, a "who farted" T-shirt, and a light blue fedora. He ordered the open faced roast beef sandwich with explicit instructions to "not skimp on the gravy", sweet potatoe fries, and a diet coke because he's watching his calories. He dropped his napkin as I was turning to put in his order and as he bent down to pick it up he ripped a fart that would have woken Helen Keller out of a deep REM sleep. His bill was $18 and he gave a tip of $1.80. As he walked out he looked at me and told me not to spend it all in one place. He also told me if I was interested in earning an extra $5 he was in room 202 at the local Econo Lodge. I decided against taking him up on the offer because I would have to spend more than $5 on acetone, lava hand soap, and medicated shampoo to clean up afterwards.
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Post: A walking skin cancer patient walked in to the bar today. You could tell he was winded from the walk from the car to the door. This guy hasn't seen his dick without a mirror in at least 10 years and he had the audacity to look down on the wait staff. When I went to take his order the strong smell of Drakkar Noir, $.50 cigars, and Ripple hit me like a ton of bricks. He had on New Balance velcro shoes with black Nike socks, Docker khakis that were at least 2 sizes too big, a "who farted" T-shirt, and a light blue fedora. He ordered the open faced roast beef sandwich with explicit instructions to "not skimp on the gravy", sweet potatoe fries, and a diet coke because he's watching his calories. He dropped his napkin as I was turning to put in his order and as he bent down to pick it up he ripped a fart that would have woken Helen Keller out of a deep REM sleep. His bill was $18 and he gave a tip of $1.80. As he walked out he looked at me and told me not to spend it all in one place. He also told me if I was interested in earning an extra $5 he was in room 202 at the local Econo Lodge. I decided against taking him up on the offer because I would have to spend more than $5 on acetone, lava hand soap, and medicated shampoo to clean up afterwards.
You writing your biography?
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You writing your biography?
It's already been written.
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Post: A walking skin cancer patient walked in to the bar today. You could tell he was winded from the walk from the car to the door. This guy hasn't seen his dick without a mirror in at least 10 years and he had the audacity to look down on the wait staff. When I went to take his order the strong smell of Drakkar Noir, $.50 cigars, and Ripple hit me like a ton of bricks. He had on New Balance velcro shoes with black Nike socks, Docker khakis that were at least 2 sizes too big, a "who farted" T-shirt, and a light blue fedora. He ordered the open faced roast beef sandwich with explicit instructions to "not skimp on the gravy", sweet potatoe fries, and a diet coke because he's watching his calories. He dropped his napkin as I was turning to put in his order and as he bent down to pick it up he ripped a fart that would have woken Helen Keller out of a deep REM sleep. His bill was $18 and he gave a tip of $1.80. As he walked out he looked at me and told me not to spend it all in one place. He also told me if I was interested in earning an extra $5 he was in room 202 at the local Econo Lodge. I decided against taking him up on the offer because I would have to spend more than $5 on acetone, lava hand soap, and medicated shampoo to clean up afterwards.
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Post: A walking skin cancer patient walked in to the bar today. You could tell he was winded from the walk from the car to the door. This guy hasn't seen his dick without a mirror in at least 10 years and he had the audacity to look down on the wait staff. When I went to take his order the strong smell of Drakkar Noir, $.50 cigars, and Ripple hit me like a ton of bricks. He had on New Balance velcro shoes with black Nike socks, Docker khakis that were at least 2 sizes too big, a "who farted" T-shirt, and a light blue fedora. He ordered the open faced roast beef sandwich with explicit instructions to "not skimp on the gravy", sweet potatoe fries, and a diet coke because he's watching his calories. He dropped his napkin as I was turning to put in his order and as he bent down to pick it up he ripped a fart that would have woken Helen Keller out of a deep REM sleep. His bill was $18 and he gave a tip of $1.80. As he walked out he looked at me and told me not to spend it all in one place. He also told me if I was interested in earning an extra $5 he was in room 202 at the local Econo Lodge. I decided against taking him up on the offer because I would have to spend more than $5 on acetone, lava hand soap, and medicated shampoo to clean up afterwards.

That was pretty good.
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1. These waitresses couldn't make $10 an hour as escorts
2. Not a chance in hell I would touch a single one or take head or let them touch me. I washed my hands with Purell after touching the check.
3. I don't do skanks
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Old Yesterday, 05:38 AM   #14
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3. I don't do skanks
That's great president Clinton, so how was she?
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2. Not a chance in hell I would touch a single one or take head or let them touch me. I washed my hands with Purell after touching the check.
3. I don't do skanks
This man has standards
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