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07-29-2024, 10:40 PM | #16 |
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I've been rocking a full beard since I got out of the Navy in '08
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07-29-2024, 10:50 PM | #17 |
No Keys, No Problem
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Denver
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Your wife being gone for 5 months to look for her parents doesn't pass the smell test. What was she doing gone from town to town and have an adventures and s***... Like Kane from Kung Fu? Was the next leap the leap home? Did she go on a 3-hour tour? Additional television show tie-in joke.
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07-29-2024, 10:55 PM | #18 |
YOU take YOUR seat
Join Date: Nov 2007
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07-29-2024, 10:59 PM | #19 |
George Brett shit his pants
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: At the Bellagio
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Studies show that around 50% of men simply can't even grow a beard. So if you can do it, you should let that baby bloom.
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07-29-2024, 11:00 PM | #20 | |
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Join Date: Sep 2000
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You are a doofus. I thought, through time and posts that I respected you...even as a Donk. You lost that now. She is 4,000 miles away looking after her parents that are 85 yro and need help. She is in a sh*t show with their debilitating mental conditions. Not sure what you are "smelling", check your finger |
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07-29-2024, 11:03 PM | #21 |
Sleeping on the blacktop
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07-29-2024, 11:04 PM | #22 |
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Join Date: Sep 2000
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[QUOTElet that baby bloom.][/QUOTE]
Yep. It is a fine pelt, of course in my opinion I would post a pic, but I am too shy... |
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07-29-2024, 11:06 PM | #23 |
NFL's #1 Ermines Fan
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: My house
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Between the ages of 18 and 45 I could grow a lush beard in about 45 minutes. I tried growing one a couple of years ago and it looked like I work in Chernobyl.
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07-29-2024, 11:15 PM | #24 |
In Search of a Life
Join Date: Apr 2013
Location: Kansas
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Comeback? I’ve had a full beard for like the last 20 years.
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07-29-2024, 11:22 PM | #25 | |
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Join Date: Sep 2000
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I have coyotes out here that have mange and look alien. Not sure about them having leprosy though. |
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07-29-2024, 11:49 PM | #26 |
MER
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Colorado
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In the land of beards, it’s pretty whatever to the women.
You do you boo. We like that. |
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07-30-2024, 01:21 AM | #27 |
King Shit of **** Mountain
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Texarkana, Texas
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I shaved completely about 20 years ago and my best friend told me I looked like Andrew Jackson and should never do that again. Mine varies between 1/2" to full-on biker hobo.
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07-30-2024, 05:10 AM | #28 | |
Grand champ
Join Date: Sep 2007
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My chin hair has grown in pretty thick ever since I was probably 18ish, but my sides are patchy and my mustache still looks pubescent. It’s pretty annoying. |
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07-30-2024, 05:11 AM | #29 |
Everything is Awesome!!!!!
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: The Pitt
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I’ve had a beard or goatee of some sort since h.s. On a whim I shaved it all off to surprise my girlfriend, now wife. She almost didn’t recognize me. When it dawned on her it was me, she said “ you need to grow that back “. Heh
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07-30-2024, 05:52 AM | #30 |
Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Sioux City, IA
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Only the "white men for Kamala" is all in seeing
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