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FAX · 05-10-2010, 06:59 PM

Ladies and Gentlemen ... Planeteers and Planetettes ... Peeps and Poops ... it is with great pride and a lingering sense of shame that I present to you my brand new movie which I made entirely by myself and which I have entitled, "Wendy Meets A Draftabulator".

Please be aware that, due to strong language and Wendy's extraordinary lack of anything remotely resembling a tittah, this movie is rated PG27 ... ergo, persons aged 27 or younger should only view this film while accompanied by their parents ... especially if they all still live together.

As a result, this ground-breaking film is NSFW.

Look out JJ Abrams, a new sheriff is in town.

http://www.xtranormal.com/profile/2501955/

FAX THE CINEMATIC ARTISTE

Disclaimers: Sorry if repost

**mikeyis4dcats.** · 05-10-2010, 08:17 PM

I didn't know Dane wore glasses.

And I was disturbed by his telling the 10 year old girl to go masturbate. That's shades of 4chan.

FAX · 05-10-2010, 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by SNR

Also, those were some horrible voice actors you hired. You know how they say, "you're only as good as the script you serve." Well, they served a script, but instead of successfully delivering it to the table, it was like they shoved it down their pants and blew a herd of mountain goats while the guests sat there waiting.

Well, I was going for the sense of blowing a herd of llamas, so I guess I missed the mark, Mr. SNR.

Just kidding. Actually, you've hit it right on the mark.

The dialogue delivery I wanted to achieve was a kind of Stephen Hawking/Star Wars Droid/HAL effect in order to subtly communicate the cultural superficiality and perfunctorily robotic exchange that is so common in the typical conversations conducted in today's society ... like a mirror held up to expose the emotional void and desultory shallowness that comprises humanity's verbal interactions. It's rare for audiences to pick up on those kind of subtleties embedded in a cinematic performance, Mr. SNR, so thank you for noticing.

FAX

booger · 05-10-2010, 08:32 PM

two thumbs up fax.

I hope teh next episode has Wendy somehow peeing in his butt. She is too polite and he is too mouthy. So i say have her violently stab him in the leg with a spork and then she can give him the double fishook while pissing in his bunghole. That's the ticket.

**rockymtnchief** · 05-10-2010, 08:34 PM

Good stuff!

'Hamas' Jenkins · 05-10-2010, 08:54 PM

That was funny. I LOL'd more than once.

It's also an amazing collection of butthurt. I do like the irony of the jabs at people who use insults while also assuming those same people work at McDonalds or hate everything the Chiefs do.

Again, it's not about criticizing everything the Chiefs do, it's about questioning whether or not they are good moves independent of your desire for the team to do well.

It has very little to do with calling someone a one who sucks the penis because they want the Chiefs to win, but very much to do with people's line of reasoning being a) that they want the Chiefs to win and thus can't evaluate the decisions dispassionately and b) the constant fallacy of appeal to authority.

I'd say everyone on here wants the Chiefs to do well, save the Charger, Bronco and Raider fans. The difference is that some realize that want to doesn't equal will.

The true irony, though, is the fact that you made a video parodying one set of "fans" as putting themselves above others, while the implicit message is that your variety of fandom is innately superior.

[Insert Hootie reply about Gholston to meet daily quota of 12 such replies]

InChiefsHeaven · 05-10-2010, 09:09 PM

Quote:

The true irony, though, is the fact that you made a video parodying one set of "fans" as putting themselves above others, while the implicit message is that your variety of fandom is innately superior

I refuse to think of you or the others as victims.

ClevelandBronco · 05-10-2010, 09:17 PM

Mr. FAX, there's not enough rep on the ****ing Planet for that.

InChiefsHeaven · 05-10-2010, 09:17 PM

Ok, just watched it. Goddam academy award winning stuff there, Mr. Fax. I was disappointed in the sound track, but I understand it's your first go around. Perhaps next time a march or a lively "adventure film" score would be just the thing. Try it. You never know...

Sfeihc · 05-10-2010, 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by ClevelandBronco

Mr. FAX, there's not enough rep on the ****ing Planet for that.

This.

RJ · 05-10-2010, 09:30 PM

Truly a work of art, but I must ask......did you take the dialog direct from CP or was there a certain amount of poetic license?

RJ · 05-10-2010, 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

That was funny. I LOL'd more than once.

It's also an amazing collection of butthurt. I do like the irony of the jabs at people who use insults while also assuming those same people work at McDonalds or hate everything the Chiefs do.

Again, it's not about criticizing everything the Chiefs do, it's about questioning whether or not they are good moves independent of your desire for the team to do well.

It has very little to do with calling someone a one who sucks the penis because they want the Chiefs to win, but very much to do with people's line of reasoning being a) that they want the Chiefs to win and thus can't evaluate the decisions dispassionately and b) the constant fallacy of appeal to authority.

I'd say everyone on here wants the Chiefs to do well, save the Charger, Bronco and Raider fans. The difference is that some realize that want to doesn't equal will.

The true irony, though, is the fact that you made a video parodying one set of "fans" as putting themselves above others, while the implicit message is that your variety of fandom is innately superior.

[Insert Hootie reply about Gholston to meet daily quota of 12 such replies]

Yeah, but sometimes shit's just funny cause it's funny.

Then again, I'm no Roger Ebert.

**RealSNR** · 05-10-2010, 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by InChiefsHell

Ok, just watched it. Goddam academy award winning stuff there, Mr. Fax. I was disappointed in the sound track, but I understand it's your first go around. Perhaps next time a march or a lively "adventure film" score would be just the thing. Try it. You never know...

On a film about social commentary?

I hope the ghost of Virgil Thomson posseses the body of Vin Diesel, who rapes you and your family repeatedly with a jackhammer strap-on

philfree · 05-10-2010, 09:50 PM

No self-indulged commentary here.....Fax, you're the best poster on the planet.

Awsome!

Aw son! (redneck pronounc)

PhilFree

'Hamas' Jenkins · 05-10-2010, 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RJ

Yeah, but sometimes shit's just funny cause it's funny.
.

There's no doubting the comedy, that's for sure.

Chiefspants · 05-10-2010, 10:27 PM

, that was awesome!

You know, I remember when I saw Draftabulator for the first time, I thought it said "Drafturbator"

05-10-2010, 06:59 PM
FAX testing ... 1, 2, 3 FAX's Avatar Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Tennessee	Wendy Meets A Draftabulator Ladies and Gentlemen ... Planeteers and Planetettes ... Peeps and Poops ... it is with great pride and a lingering sense of shame that I present to you my brand new movie which I made entirely by myself and which I have entitled, "Wendy Meets A Draftabulator". Please be aware that, due to strong language and Wendy's extraordinary lack of anything remotely resembling a tittah, this movie is rated PG27 ... ergo, persons aged 27 or younger should only view this film while accompanied by their parents ... especially if they all still live together. As a result, this ground-breaking film is NSFW. Look out JJ Abrams, a new sheriff is in town. http://www.xtranormal.com/profile/2501955/ FAX THE CINEMATIC ARTISTE Disclaimers: Sorry if repost
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05-10-2010, 08:17 PM	#16
mikeyis4dcats. Scarlett Johansson's boytoy mikeyis4dcats.'s Avatar Join Date: Nov 2006	I didn't know Dane wore glasses. And I was disturbed by his telling the 10 year old girl to go masturbate. That's shades of 4chan.
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05-10-2010, 08:32 PM	#18
booger Don't Tug on Superman's Cape booger's Avatar Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: clear out in the sticks	two thumbs up fax. I hope teh next episode has Wendy somehow peeing in his butt. She is too polite and he is too mouthy. So i say have her violently stab him in the leg with a spork and then she can give him the double fishook while pissing in his bunghole. That's the ticket.
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05-10-2010, 08:34 PM	#19
rockymtnchief Supporter rockymtnchief's Avatar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: The Crazys of Montana	Good stuff!
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05-10-2010, 08:54 PM	#20
'Hamas' Jenkins Now you've pissed me off! 'Hamas' Jenkins's Avatar Join Date: Jan 2006	That was funny. I LOL'd more than once. It's also an amazing collection of butthurt. I do like the irony of the jabs at people who use insults while also assuming those same people work at McDonalds or hate everything the Chiefs do. Again, it's not about criticizing everything the Chiefs do, it's about questioning whether or not they are good moves independent of your desire for the team to do well. It has very little to do with calling someone a one who sucks the penis because they want the Chiefs to win, but very much to do with people's line of reasoning being a) that they want the Chiefs to win and thus can't evaluate the decisions dispassionately and b) the constant fallacy of appeal to authority. I'd say everyone on here wants the Chiefs to do well, save the Charger, Bronco and Raider fans. The difference is that some realize that want to doesn't equal will. The true irony, though, is the fact that you made a video parodying one set of "fans" as putting themselves above others, while the implicit message is that your variety of fandom is innately superior. [Insert Hootie reply about Gholston to meet daily quota of 12 such replies]
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05-10-2010, 09:17 PM	#22
ClevelandBronco I'm with the banned. ClevelandBronco's Avatar Join Date: Sep 2006	Mr. FAX, there's not enough rep on the ****ing Planet for that.
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05-10-2010, 09:17 PM	#23
InChiefsHeaven Rockin' yer FACE OFF! InChiefsHeaven's Avatar Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Omaha, Nebraska	Ok, just watched it. Goddam academy award winning stuff there, Mr. Fax. I was disappointed in the sound track, but I understand it's your first go around. Perhaps next time a march or a lively "adventure film" score would be just the thing. Try it. You never know...
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RJ Supporter RJ's Avatar Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: In a shotgun shack	Truly a work of art, but I must ask......did you take the dialog direct from CP or was there a certain amount of poetic license?
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philfree Indian Twitter philfree's Avatar Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Free Agency	No self-indulged commentary here.....Fax, you're the best poster on the planet. Awsome! Aw son! (redneck pronounc) PhilFree
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05-10-2010, 10:27 PM	#30
Chiefspants World's Best Boss Chiefspants's Avatar Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Bronco Country	, that was awesome! You know, I remember when I saw Draftabulator for the first time, I thought it said "Drafturbator"
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