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Old 06-06-2024, 02:08 PM  
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Your Daily Life Tip by Womble Esq
Every day I will provide you all with one tip to improve your life.

I think you all will find this most useful. Prepare to have your life changed.

This OP will track all of my tips.

Please note, I am not interested in a discussion and will not reply to any of your responses. Take it and improve or leave it and continue to sink. *Edit - rule relaxed and I'll sometimes reply to or insult participants.

Your Limey,

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Old 06-06-2024, 03:22 PM   #16
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If someone asks me about myself I'm going to tell them how many pigs I've masturbated so they'll have regrets about even asking!
There isn't a day I don't see you post and am not immediately grateful that I chose to raise livestock in the traditional manner.
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Old 06-06-2024, 03:25 PM   #17
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There isn't a day I don't see you post and am not immediately grateful that I chose to raise livestock in the traditional manner.

Mass production requires livestock masturbation. There's no way around it
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Old 06-06-2024, 03:26 PM   #18
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Womble - can you explain this please?

You Brits love cricket.


T20 World Cup, Group A (Dallas)

Pakistan 159-7 (20 overs): Babar 44, Shadab 40; Kenjige 3-30

USA 159-7 (20 overs): Monank 50, Jones 36*

Match tied - USA won in a super over
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Old 06-06-2024, 03:39 PM   #19
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Womble - can you explain this please?

You Brits love cricket.


T20 World Cup, Group A (Dallas)

Pakistan 159-7 (20 overs): Babar 44, Shadab 40; Kenjige 3-30

USA 159-7 (20 overs): Monank 50, Jones 36*

Match tied - USA won in a super over
I once made a bet on a cricket match drunk at 3 am
(who hasn't been there?) That shit took like 3 days to conclude and ended up a draw and I lost.

Worst sport ever
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Old 06-06-2024, 03:39 PM   #20
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Old 06-06-2024, 03:46 PM   #21
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Old 06-06-2024, 03:49 PM   #22
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I once made a bet on a cricket match drunk at 3 am
(who hasn't been there?) That shit took like 3 days to conclude and ended up a draw and I lost.

Worst sport ever
I have no idea what any of that means - but we won so - America!!
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Old 06-06-2024, 04:00 PM   #23
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Old 06-06-2024, 04:15 PM   #24
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Old 06-06-2024, 04:49 PM   #25
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Old 06-06-2024, 04:52 PM   #26
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If someone asks me about myself I'm going to tell them how many pigs I've masturbated so they'll have regrets about even asking!
That would be wild if we sat next to one another at an airport bar and started chatting.



So what do you do?

I'm in IT. What do you do?

I'm retired, but farmed hogs. Maturated them and sold the semen.

HOG FARMER FROM CHIEFSPLANET?

Yeah, how'd you know?

Brother!

Brother!

*Together* **** JOHN ELWAY!
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Old 06-06-2024, 04:53 PM   #27
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Old 06-06-2024, 04:55 PM   #28
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Old 06-06-2024, 05:19 PM   #29
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