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View Poll Results: Pee for 54 straight days or sporadically throughout your life | |||
Just get it over with - pee for 54 straight days | 8 | 15.69% | |
Peeing for 54 days would be an issue - do it throughout my life as needed | 21 | 41.18% | |
What is this shit? I hate the offseason. | 22 | 43.14% | |
Voters: 51. You may not vote on this poll |
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05-19-2022, 07:59 AM | #2 |
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: Kansas City, MO
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Definitely 54 straight days. Having to urinate is a really annoying and constant logistic of life. If this could somehow magically go away that would be awesome. Not to mention some day I'll be old and probably hospitalized for something. No catheter needed!
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05-19-2022, 08:14 AM | #3 | |
Rufus Dawes Jr.
Join Date: Aug 2000
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I'm a quick pee-er, but it always seems like the dude next to me is peeing a massive amount that goes on for like 3-five minutes. I always figured something is just wrong with me. What gives? |
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05-19-2022, 08:45 AM | #4 | |
Hey Loochy, I'm hooome!
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: PooPooKaKaPeePeeShire
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You're old AF and your prostate is enlarged, which in turn narrows your urethra and makes it harder to fully empty your bladder. |
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Posts: 41,174
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05-19-2022, 10:56 AM | #5 |
I Like The Kansas City Chiefs
Join Date: Nov 2017
Location: Shawnee, KS
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His dick is probably bigger and holds more pee. Science.
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Posts: 27,318
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05-19-2022, 02:57 PM | #6 |
Snacks Are Under My Apron
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: The Edge
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I piss like a race horse, long and steady stream.
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Posts: 24,513
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05-19-2022, 10:49 AM | #7 |
Fish are scared of me
Join Date: Nov 2001
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The real question should be how would you like to spend the 3 years of your life masturbating. All at once or spread out over a lifetime.
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Posts: 40,779
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05-19-2022, 10:50 AM | #8 |
Supporter
Join Date: Jun 2002
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Posts: 2,072
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05-19-2022, 10:53 AM | #9 |
MVP
Join Date: Mar 2021
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Piss pounding is good for morale and reputation
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Posts: 8,724
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05-19-2022, 10:55 AM | #10 |
I Like The Kansas City Chiefs
Join Date: Nov 2017
Location: Shawnee, KS
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95% of ChiefsPlanet can’t sleepy through the night without needing to get up to pee
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Posts: 27,318
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05-19-2022, 11:15 AM | #11 |
Supporter
Join Date: Jun 2002
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Posts: 2,072
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05-19-2022, 12:11 PM | #12 |
Cynical Misanthrope
Join Date: Apr 2013
Location: Alaska
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Posts: 4,125
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05-19-2022, 12:20 PM | #13 |
Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2013
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The answer is simple and so many missed it.
After 54 days straight of peeing, you no longer need to worry about peeing the bed at 80 years old resulting in changing your sheets every other day. Now how much time are you calculating for changing those sheets? Bet you wish you pissed your pee away in your 30's or 40's in the months of January and February right about now. |
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05-19-2022, 01:01 PM | #14 |
MVP
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: Chandler AZ
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I feel like if I peed for 54 straight days I'd die of dehydration somewhere between hour 1 and hour 2 of Day 1.
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Posts: 13,580
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05-19-2022, 01:54 PM | #15 |
I Like The Kansas City Chiefs
Join Date: Nov 2017
Location: Shawnee, KS
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