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candyman · 03-19-2013, 02:00 PM

I'm sitting in my doctors office, holding up the other patients because I can't go. This has happened to me every time I've had to take a drug test too. I have to go bad but when I get in there nothing will come out. So freaking annoying.

candyman · 03-19-2013, 02:22 PM

I don't know what the deal is, it's obviously psychological. I've been like this since I can remember.

R8RFAN · 03-19-2013, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by candyman

I don't know what the deal is, it's obviously psychological. I've been like this since I can remember.

Are you a small man son?

candyman · 03-19-2013, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by R8ers

Are you a small man son?

I'm black

R8RFAN · 03-19-2013, 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by candyman

I'm black

That just means you have small balls and creates an optical illusion that you have a larger organ

**gblowfish** · 03-19-2013, 02:29 PM

Only when I'm slump busting with Tiger Woods.....

Pasta Little Brioni · 03-19-2013, 02:29 PM

I just whip it out and the stream flows

demonhero · 03-19-2013, 02:31 PM

nope... In the military we don't worry about this. I can tell they guys that have problems pissing when they get all close to the urinal when there is a dam splash guard at the bottom.

When you go to the bathroom are you thinking about who is going to see ur penis or are you focused on coating the urinal with man-fire?

Nightfyre · 03-19-2013, 02:32 PM

Try singing a song while you piss. It will work.

phisherman · 03-19-2013, 02:32 PM

This is just a form of anxiety. Lots of resources out there available to help deal with this sort of problem.

candyman · 03-19-2013, 02:33 PM

It has nothing to do with not wanting anyone to see my member. I can't explain it, because I don't understand it.

phisherman · 03-19-2013, 02:36 PM

Another fitting question for this discussion, why do you care about what anyone else thinks about you when you're trying to pee? Seriously, it's a natural bodily function.

It sounds like a goofy question, but you said that this manifests itself when you feel like someone is waiting on you.

B14ckmon · 03-19-2013, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Molitoth

Yeah, same thing for me. I typically have to flush the urinal and hear that big "whoooosh" sound for my bladder to grasp the concept of release.

Bingo. Same.

**Iowanian** · 03-19-2013, 02:39 PM

The trick is to do something like double or triple digit math(multiplication).
Your brain focuses on that process and relaxes your pee pipe enough to go.

Demonpenz · 03-19-2013, 02:40 PM

There is a shower scene in American History X that helped me relax.

R8RFAN · 03-19-2013, 02:43 PM

Have the guy in the next stall to stick his finger in your ass

03-19-2013, 02:00 PM
candyman Banned Join Date: Dec 2012	Anyone else have a shy bladder? I'm sitting in my doctors office, holding up the other patients because I can't go. This has happened to me every time I've had to take a drug test too. I have to go bad but when I get in there nothing will come out. So freaking annoying.
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03-19-2013, 02:22 PM	#16
candyman Banned Join Date: Dec 2012	I don't know what the deal is, it's obviously psychological. I've been like this since I can remember.
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demonhero Starter Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Kansas/bama	nope... In the military we don't worry about this. I can tell they guys that have problems pissing when they get all close to the urinal when there is a dam splash guard at the bottom. When you go to the bathroom are you thinking about who is going to see ur penis or are you focused on coating the urinal with man-fire?
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phisherman King Sandbagger Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: The Summit, MO	This is just a form of anxiety. Lots of resources out there available to help deal with this sort of problem.
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03-19-2013, 02:33 PM	#25
candyman Banned Join Date: Dec 2012	It has nothing to do with not wanting anyone to see my member. I can't explain it, because I don't understand it.
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03-19-2013, 02:36 PM	#26
phisherman King Sandbagger Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: The Summit, MO	Another fitting question for this discussion, why do you care about what anyone else thinks about you when you're trying to pee? Seriously, it's a natural bodily function. It sounds like a goofy question, but you said that this manifests itself when you feel like someone is waiting on you.
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