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***OFFICIAL Patrick Mahomes GIF thread***
AKA GIF'D UP: Franchise QB Edition.
Complete with smooth, clean, CP-exclusive GIFs and bullshit analysis from the guy who stroked off Cassel. 2017: Preseason Game #1 2017: Preseason Game #2, Drive #1 2017: Preseason Game #2, Drive #2 2017: Preseason Game #3, Various plays in Posts 198-203 2017: Preseason Game #4, Various plays in Posts 292 and 294 THERE ARE NO BRAKES ON THIS TRAIN Last edited by Hammock Parties; 10-07-2018 at 11:37 PM.. |
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08-30-2017, 02:45 PM | #256 |
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08-30-2017, 02:48 PM | #257 |
"You like to drink?"
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08-30-2017, 04:45 PM | #258 |
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08-30-2017, 05:15 PM | #259 |
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It's nice to see a spark in Reid's eyes. The profession can wear on you.
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08-30-2017, 05:22 PM | #260 |
pie is never free
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08-30-2017, 07:18 PM | #261 |
Unsparing
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Jesus, can we PLEASE just skip this entire, sad-assed season and get on to the main event?
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08-30-2017, 07:26 PM | #262 |
Unsparing
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Whose palm do I have to grease to get that #11 noggin a' bouncin' cross the turf?
Exploding Head Theater presents, "Sweets Magical Football Season": The story of a monumentally despised Quarterback and the hand of fate that concussed a young rookie in to Super Bowl stardom! |
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08-30-2017, 09:29 PM | #263 |
Consuming CP souls
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Lead Pipe Sweets
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08-31-2017, 08:30 AM | #264 |
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Better reaction than sammich. We've done it lads
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08-31-2017, 08:56 AM | #265 | |
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Option #2: Dont'a Hightower. He played for Nick Saban so he's already well versed in head-hunting tactics. A blitz up the middle should result in significant momentum to inflict blunt-force trauma on your body part of choice. But if you really want to get the job done, accept no substitute for option #3. In fact, he'll probably do it for free.
Spoiler!
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08-31-2017, 09:19 AM | #266 |
I've Made a Huge Mistake
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08-31-2017, 10:15 AM | #267 | |
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08-31-2017, 10:29 AM | #268 |
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08-31-2017, 10:39 AM | #269 |
Sauntering Vaguely Downwards
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Common thread on all these plays?
Look at how mother****ing worthless Jah Reid is. Just routinely gets his ass kicked. Every single play. Not a single thing has stood out to me more this year than how shitty Jah Reid is. Not even Mahomes. Nothing is more obvious every time that person is on the field than the fact that Jah Reid is a worthless pile of suck. He's going to get someone hurt. |
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08-31-2017, 10:45 AM | #270 |
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Oh, Jesus Christ.
I wonder if there's any chance at all Mahomes gets some starting OL tonight. |
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