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Old 09-03-2015, 10:05 AM  
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So, that shit is fun.

Started having some really cool and powerful deja-vu at work on Tuesday, then a strong ominous feeling set in and then started seeing small, flashing rainbow colored lights under the brim of my hat. Figured that it was either a premonition about an earthquake (like animals get) as Salt Lake City sits on a fault line, either that or I was hitting a major fatigue wall as I had been working long hours and had been hitting the gym pretty hard while not getting as much sleep as required in addition to cutting carbs from the diet. Anyway, I got a little freaked out, went to the bakery, grabbed a croissant and detoured it and everything kinda went back to normal.

Later on, started getting the deja-vu again (and it was super good shit - like I was seeing the future and shit - and it even had a soundtrack going along with it), and that's about all I can remember. Apparently I turned to the guy next to me, said something about tripping my balls off massively and told him I was going to puke, then my eyes rolled back into my head and I passed out and hit the floor like a sack of potatoes.

Came to with the EMT dude holding a ice pack to the back of my mellon on a huge goose egg. They were going to call an ambulance to take me to the ER and I told them it was nothing and I was fine. Fortunately the HR guy was standing there and convinced me to go to the ER. When I got there they did a CT scan to check for concussion probabilities.

Dude came back into the room with the radiologist and said "Um, bad news. There is a mass in the right side of your brain and we want to do an MRI for more detail."

"Well, shit."

So they did that and sure enough, there is a golf ball sized mass sitting there with a bunch of fluid around it. Nuerosurgeon (chief resident who looks like he's 17, comes in and says that they want to schedule surgery on Friday morning. Okies.

So, I'm sitting here in the Neurology wing of the University of Utah hospital (which is highly regarded) worrying about these guys going to the Utah/Michigan game tonight and coming back into surgery tomorrow hungover as shit.

Bonus is, I've had two really hot nurses in a row the past two nights. Tried to convince both to give me a leisure massage and body shampoo, but they didn't go for it though I had a girl from work come by last night to visit who wanted to give me a hummer.

Anyway, I'm feeling pretty fortunate that shit went down the way it did, because I most likely would have blown it off for ever until it became really bad. (Although, I am going to ask them if it's benign if they can just keep it in there because I was digging the deja-vu bordering on omnipotence.)

Also I hear that the chief neurosurgeon is totally old school and I think I saw him sharpening his hacksaw on a rusty pipe outside and telling the nurse that she should find his favorite spoon.
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Old 09-25-2015, 10:33 PM   #241
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Somehow I missed this thread from the beginning, and I wish you the best man. Even though you've been thought of as "Sac of shit" in my mind from your draftplanet days, I still wish the best for you, and I'm sure with some fight you can overcome whatever comes in your path.
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Old 09-25-2015, 10:47 PM   #242
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Throughout history many cultures have judged the greatness of their tribes based on the strength of their enemies.


I advise you to buy a bag of beach nut, because some of you guys have the chance to be Josie Wales.
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Old 09-25-2015, 10:51 PM   #243
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Throughout history many cultures have judged the greatness of their tribes based on the strength of their enemies.


I advise you to buy a bag of beach nut, because some of you guys have the chance to be Josie Wales.
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Old 09-25-2015, 10:55 PM   #244
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Take care of yourself man..eat healthy, exercise, and get plenty of rest..keep yourself in good shape..take this negative and turn it into a good reason to take a trip somewhere you always wanted to go..go meet some of the linemen from Utah you can't get enough of

Good luck man..sending positive thoughts your way
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Old 09-25-2015, 11:01 PM   #245
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Take care of yourself man..eat healthy, exercise, and get plenty of rest..keep yourself in good shape..take this negative and turn it into a good reason to take a trip somewhere you always wanted to go..go meet some of the linemen from Utah you can't get enough of

Good luck man..sending positive thoughts your way
Huh...I was really thinking about starting to drink heavily, smoking dope and sitting in the basement watching Cartoon Network.

Maybe I'll have to re-think my end of days priorities...
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Old 09-25-2015, 11:19 PM   #246
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Huh...I was really thinking about starting to drink heavily, smoking dope and sitting in the basement watching Cartoon Network.

Maybe I'll have to re-think my end of days priorities...
Get rid of the cartoon network and replace it with strippers and blow
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Old 09-26-2015, 01:26 AM   #247
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Ugh I loathe closed MRIs.

Open MRIs are a cake walk, but loud as ****. Well, they're all loud.
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Old 09-26-2015, 04:42 AM   #248
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Old 09-26-2015, 09:04 AM   #249
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I had a 45 minute closed MRI on my shoulder. I fell asleep, but remarkably stayed still so they didn't have to re-do it. The tech couldn't believe I was asleep with all that clanking going on. Four hours would have been pretty ****ing excessive, though.
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Old 09-26-2015, 09:11 AM   #250
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Given the circumstances, your attitude and positivity is remarkable. Best of luck with everything, Saccopoo.
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Old 09-26-2015, 10:45 AM   #251
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I had a 45 minute closed MRI on my shoulder. I fell asleep, but remarkably stayed still so they didn't have to re-do it. The tech couldn't believe I was asleep with all that clanking going on. Four hours would have been pretty ****ing excessive, though.
45 minutes? **** that. I've never been in one for more than 30.
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Old 09-26-2015, 10:52 AM   #252
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45 minutes? **** that. I've never been in one for more than 30.
Four hours and eight minutes last night. With one two minute piss break.

It was glorious!
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Old 09-26-2015, 11:48 AM   #253
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Four hours and eight minutes last night. With one two minute piss break.

It was glorious!
Holy ****ing shit! Why so long?
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Old 09-26-2015, 11:53 AM   #254
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Holy ****ing shit! Why so long?
Four of them lined up continuously because I've got three doctors meetings next Tuesday and they had to have a post op brain scan and the three spinal scans. Scheduling conflicts due to insurance/main provider/hospital issues and that everybody in the Salt Lake valley had MRI's scheduled for this week meant that I got to do all four at once/consectutively from 4:00 pm to 8:00 pm last night - because that's the only opening that they had this week.

So I got to lay in the cement mixer for four hours having the best of times.
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Old 09-26-2015, 12:04 PM   #255
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Did one of those nurses offer to blow you? Because they should have after four hours in that contraption.
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