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View Poll Results: Do you have a larger penis than the average in this study? | |||
Yes, I'm larger | 105 | 77.21% | |
No, I'm below the curve line | 7 | 5.15% | |
I'm the average in the poll | 18 | 13.24% | |
GAZ has the biggest penis on earth | 6 | 4.41% | |
Voters: 136. You may not vote on this poll |
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03-04-2015, 02:54 PM | #2 |
Banned
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Dallas, Texas
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So you ran a 4.4 40 in high school and a great 100 and parlayed it into no college scholarship. You were faster than Larry Johnson and Chad Johnson and Dez Bryant ... but you did nothing with it.
Yeah dude. Super believable. I'm sure all of that is true. I'm sure girls turned you down for sex because you were too large as well. 5'8", eh? I was close at 5'6" I guess. Wonder how I guessed that one? |
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03-04-2015, 03:04 PM | #3 | |
Banned
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Fort Worth, TX
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Could I have attempted to go somewhere for track? Sure. Did I have any desire to run track in college? Absolutely not. I ****ing hated running and only did it because one of my football coaches required it. I pole vaulted my freshman year so I could skip half of the sprint practices (I sucked at pole vaulting but that shit was fun). I didn't run my senior year because I liked getting out of school early to go to an easy ass community college class two days a week and getting stoned everyday right after school. |
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03-04-2015, 06:31 PM | #4 | |
Seasons in the Abyss
Join Date: Jan 2010
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03-04-2015, 03:30 PM | #5 |
Banned
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Dallas, Texas
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I'll look at penises all day long ... only makes you gay if they turn you on
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03-04-2015, 03:56 PM | #6 |
He's Mahomie!
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Jax, FL
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Thank God!
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03-04-2015, 03:59 PM | #7 |
Mostly Ignored
Join Date: Jul 2013
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You know, I would call BS on all this big cock braggery, but the one cock I saw in a Arrowhead Stadium bathroom was ****ing huge.
I wasn't purposely looking either. I had just turned around from using the urinal and a drunk dude was stumbling towards the urinal. He had whipped his Johnson out on his way to it. My guess is partly because he was drunk and partly because he was proud of it. Can't say I blame him. If mine was that size, I'd be whipping it out everywhere. And I would have already pm'ed hootie pics. |
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03-04-2015, 04:00 PM | #8 |
Mostly Ignored
Join Date: Jul 2013
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I capitalized Johnson purposely. When it's that size, it warrants capitalization.
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03-04-2015, 04:33 PM | #9 |
Go Beavers!
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Warshington
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Shit, at this point in time, I'm just glad everything still works.
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03-04-2015, 04:35 PM | #10 |
Fight, build, win!
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: KC
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The old piss troughs at Arrowhead you gotta go really bad. They are all full except an opening between 2 black guys. Do you?
A) Bow your head in shame and walk out. B) Walk over to the sink and pretend to wash hands until they finish. C) Squeeze in like you belong as the CP poll indicates. |
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03-04-2015, 04:46 PM | #11 | |
Don't Be A Dick
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Joplin
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03-04-2015, 04:41 PM | #12 |
Mahomes or GTFO
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: KC
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We must be one hung fan base.
Raiders fans are packing the most meat though. Get it? Haha. It's funny because they're black. |
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03-04-2015, 04:45 PM | #13 |
Don't Be A Dick
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Joplin
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When asked about examining 15,000 penises Clayton replied with "dude, it was the greatest job I ever had."
Now Clayton has "come" across "hard" times. The job market has "suffered from shrinkage" and the hours that were once "long" are now "shriveled" up. |
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03-04-2015, 04:54 PM | #14 |
Needs more middle fingers
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: San Diego
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Im honestly not surprised most here are reporting higher than 5". No, i don't believe the majority are lying. 5" seems really ****ing small.
Im a small dude in stature (5-9") and even my dick is bigger than that. I don't think the poll is inaccurate. Maybe some are lying, but i doubt most are. 5"...that's a small dick.... |
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03-04-2015, 05:13 PM | #15 | |
Fight, build, win!
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: KC
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Oh and by the way surveyors do measure up! |
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