|
![]() |
|
I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
|
The Declaration Of Independence, MO - The People vs. Matthew Gus Brennan Cassel
The Declaration Of Independence, MO ![]() The People vs. Matthew Gus Brennan Cassel When in the course of football events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the fandom bands which have connected them with a Quarterback, and to assume among the Powers of the NFL, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Football and of the NFL's Goodell entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation. We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all Quarterbacks are not created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain Unalienable Talents, that among these are Arm Strength, Accuracy and the Pursuit of Championships. That to secure these talents, Quarterbacks are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the Consent of the Fanbase, That whenever any Form of Quarterback becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Quarterbacks, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Attendance At Arrowhead and Hope For A Championship. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Quarterbacks Long Established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably The Same Offense evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to Throw Off Such Quarterbacks, and to provide new Guards (however, neither left nor right) for their Future Rooting Interests. Such has been the patient sufferance of these Chiefs Fans; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Offense. The history of the present Quarterback is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an Absolute Run-First Offense over the State of Missouri. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world. Cassel 3:16
Spoiler!
Playoff Teams Beat Cassel At An Alarming Rate
Spoiler!
Winning Teams Beat Cassel At An Alarming Rate
Spoiler!
Cassel Lacks Deep Passing Ability
Spoiler!
Cassel Makes Offensive Linemen Worse
Spoiler!
Cassel Struggles Against Good Defenses At An Alarming Rate
Spoiler!
Cassel Struggles Against Elite Quarterbacks At An Alarming Rate
Spoiler!
We, therefore, the Representatives of the United States of Chiefs Fans, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme GM of Arrowhead for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Chiefs, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Chiefs fans are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent of Matthew Gus Brennan Cassel. That they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the Patriot Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of New England, is and ought to be totally dissolved. And that as Free and Independent Chiefs Fans, they have full Power to levy Boos, conclude Peace, contract Alliances with Dwayne Bowe, establish Commerce with Top Five Picks, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent Fans may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Playoff Fortunes and our Sacred Fandom. SIGN BELOW This post made possible by SNR, Coogs and The Gang Of 14. Statistics compiled by ESPN, PFF and PFR Dedicated to 'Hamas' Jenkins, our Patrick Henry, who said "Give Me Sanchez, Or Give Me Death." ![]() ![]() ![]() For further details, please review The Pioli Facts. The Declaration has been updated with statistics from 2012 and FINALIZED. Remove Matt Cassel from Kansas City. FOREVER. Last edited by Hammock Parties; 12-26-2012 at 09:03 AM.. |
Posts: 283,644
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#226 |
I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
|
|
Posts: 283,644
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#227 |
In Search of a Life
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Northern Kansas
|
Last edited by Coogs; 07-28-2012 at 08:13 AM.. |
Posts: 21,779
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#228 |
I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
|
IMPORTANT FACT #MCMXCLVII
Cassel's teams (Chiefs AND Patriots) have lost 16 games in which the offense has gained 113+ yards rushing. Average rushing yards in these games: 138 |
Posts: 283,644
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#229 |
Emporer of Mongo
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Milky Way
|
|
Posts: 44,507
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#230 |
In Search of a Life
Join Date: Jul 2009
|
I would like to see Pioli's response to the OP, say if it was presented to him in an interview.
|
Posts: 81,988
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#231 |
I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
|
"Well, you know, people can point to a lot of statistics to prove their point. I've known Matt for several years and I have a good idea of what he is and what he can do. I'm confident he can be a good quarterback for us, a good starting quarterback, and help us win. We've won lots of games here with Matt in the past and I know we can do it again."
|
Posts: 283,644
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#232 |
The Master
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Marion, IA
|
|
Posts: 23,101
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#233 |
The Master
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Marion, IA
|
|
Posts: 23,101
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#234 |
I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
|
|
Posts: 283,644
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#235 |
GO CHIEFS!!!!!!
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Kansas City
|
It pains me how much Cassel sucks.
|
Posts: 26,630
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#236 |
Ith Fuhtbawl Time
Join Date: Apr 2010
|
Man we ****ed up in the draft. Your point wouldn't be valid if we had drafted DeCastro.
|
Posts: 10,085
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#237 | |
In Pat We Trust
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Albuquerque, NM
|
Quote:
|
|
Posts: 11,945
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#238 |
In Search of a Life
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Northern Kansas
|
|
Posts: 21,779
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#239 |
MVP
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Honolulu, HI
|
Even great coaches do that. Because there is heavy coverage past the first down marker. The hope is that the receiver can get the yards after catch. I've seen the Pats do it, I've seen the Packers do it, I've seen the Giants do it. It is really a common tactic, but on CP everyone thinks only the Chiefs do it.
|
Posts: 10,064
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#240 |
I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
|
That has nothing to do with coaching.
It's a shitty read by Cassel. Throwing to a receiver who has a 5 percent chance of getting the 1st down is terrible. |
Posts: 283,644
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
![]() ![]() |
|
|