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01-02-2013, 10:31 AM | #2 |
Rabbi Goldmann
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No. Sounds gross.
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01-02-2013, 10:37 AM | #3 |
ON CP YOU’RE SOMEBODY’S BITCH!
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01-02-2013, 12:39 PM | #4 | |
Rabbi Goldmann
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There are a lotta things I've done in prison to keep myself outta harm's way. I avoided getting shanked on numerous occasions but I won't go into details. One such incident in the prison yard involved a small horse, forceps, and two large men named Reggie and Tyrone. But that's neither here nor there. The real question: would anyone lick Clark Hunt's asshole if he brought us a Lombardi Trophy? |
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01-02-2013, 12:50 PM | #5 | ||
ON CP YOU’RE SOMEBODY’S BITCH!
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You are lucky I wasn't in there, prag. Quote:
No.... no way. I'm nobody's bitch...Not even Clark Hunt's...although I spend hours each day pondering his organization's shortcomings....and metaphorically get rammed in the ass for doing so. Ahh shit, maybe I am Clark Hunt's bitch. We all are. But I don't want to be anyone's bitch. And I wouldn't lick his bungholio. |
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01-02-2013, 01:06 PM | #6 |
Rabbi Goldmann
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01-02-2013, 10:32 AM | #7 |
'Tis my eye!
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Dude, lick your thumb and then use your thumb to loosen it up first. Don't apply your tongue directly to the sphincter...
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01-02-2013, 10:46 AM | #8 |
No mayonnaise for me today!!!
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Yeah I'd lick my chicks ass, I'd also entertain the idea of licking Genos ass.
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01-02-2013, 10:47 AM | #9 |
MVP
Join Date: Oct 2012
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Yes I have, yes I enjoy it, and yes I would do it again. Eating chicks assholes is awesome but you haven't lived until a good looking girl eats your asshole. Just make sure you are in some sort of captain morgan position while she does it.
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01-02-2013, 11:15 AM | #10 |
**** you, you cretin.
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01-02-2013, 10:54 AM | #11 |
Everybody Lies.
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Jesus I posted some awful stuff in this thread this summer.
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01-02-2013, 12:20 PM | #12 |
ON CP YOU’RE SOMEBODY’S BITCH!
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01-02-2013, 11:28 AM | #13 |
Be Kind To Your Pets
Join Date: Jun 2002
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Not only is this an extremely nasty thread, but it led me to find a website that scares me ever more:
http://www.toss-my-salad.com/safety.shtml |
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01-02-2013, 01:01 PM | #14 | |
ON CP YOU’RE SOMEBODY’S BITCH!
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Lol, I can only imagine what other sites you were led to that you didn't disclose. I think we would all be interested to see a top ten list of the ones that stuck out to you the most, and your general thoughts on each of the sites. Btw, I'm just goofin' with the "ten things" jokes....I love reading those every week. When I venture to the boards on nights of games, 85% of the time I click on the "ten things" posts first. |
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01-02-2013, 11:47 AM | #15 |
King of Sarcasm
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Of course I would never do it but I knew a guy that did.
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