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Old 04-11-2023, 08:37 PM  
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Hello old people of CP! Do you ever think about wanting to talk about problems you and other old people have? Is this football forum the only place on the internet you know how to get to? Well look no further! This old man thread is here for you to talk about your trials and tribulations.

Have an itch to complain about how the young generation doesn't know what hard work is? Post it in here! Are there some birds that need yelled or do you have neighbors that play music too loud? We'd love to hear about it! Did you fill your diapers and want to complain about the poor quality of Chinese products? Please regale us!

So if you can barely see letters in this thread without zooming in, but refuse to give up your drivers license, we'd love to read what you have to tell us! Come on in, bring your Werther's candy, and folksy tales of how things used to be!
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Old 04-12-2023, 04:44 PM   #211
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Old 04-12-2023, 05:00 PM   #212
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Old 04-12-2023, 05:18 PM   #213
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Old 04-12-2023, 05:19 PM   #214
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Old 04-12-2023, 05:43 PM   #215
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Old 04-12-2023, 05:48 PM   #216
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I wish the people in front of me at a concert would sit the **** down.
All the musicians I like are either dead or too old to tour anymore
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Old 04-12-2023, 05:50 PM   #217
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Well I guess if you count getting up to pee three or four times I’m kind of a night owl too
I get up once on some nights but I want to know about this passing out while peeing thing. My son said he read something about old men passing out in the middle of the night while taking a leak. And sometimes they injure themselves. Wtf? Is this the ****ed up shit I have to look forward to as I get older?
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Old 04-12-2023, 05:50 PM   #218
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I wish the people in front of me at a concert would sit the **** down.
I had a work trip to Lil Wayne at the Colisseum. Chillest concert I've ever been to. People were literally moving so others could see.

I go home waxing poetic about my city and my daughter says "Isn't Lil Wayne's audience like really really old now?"

Geezer rap.
Im still not talking to her.
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Old 04-12-2023, 05:53 PM   #219
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I have a lot of clothing that went out of style, came back in style, went out of style and is coming back in style.

Proof that my life is a circle.
The other day this young guy that I work with was making fun of my shoes calling them dad shoes. I said look junior, I’m older than your dad what do you expect me to wear?
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Old 04-12-2023, 05:54 PM   #220
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Ask your doctor about Tamsulosin
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Old 04-12-2023, 05:55 PM   #221
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I get up once on some nights but I want to know about this passing out while peeing thing. My son said he read something about old men passing out in the middle of the night while taking a leak. And sometimes they injure themselves. Wtf? Is this the ****ed up shit I have to look forward to as I get older?
Couldn’t tell you about that but sometimes my wife falls asleep during sex I just very politely pull her nightgown back down when I’m done.
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Old 04-12-2023, 05:55 PM   #222
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Old 04-12-2023, 05:59 PM   #223
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Old 04-12-2023, 06:00 PM   #224
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Old 04-12-2023, 06:00 PM   #225
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I've been told I have really exquisite firm tight balls like a 20 year old, quite nice for a guy about to turn 60.

I owe it all to wearing bikini briefs to keep my junk from sagging into old man balls.
Ewww wtf, we don't need to be hearing about all that
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