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Old 06-25-2007, 04:21 PM  
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Laptops, motorcycles, and hot chicks (a compilation)
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This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.
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Old 06-30-2008, 01:37 PM   #2041
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I'm usually not one to say such things, but I think this person's time is up. I'm sure that he'll find some other place to urinate upon, but let's not have it be here.
I agree. The last comment on Braincase's medical conditions crossed the line and shows that he has nothing to offer any longer.
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Old 06-30-2008, 01:39 PM   #2042
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Suggested this yesterday. But I'll third it, we have had enough on to Hall of Classics with this for future laughs.
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Old 06-30-2008, 01:41 PM   #2043
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I agree. The last comment on Braincase's medical conditions crossed the line and shows that he has nothing to offer any longer.
He's basically said the same thing in each of his marvelous posts, Mr. kepp; hahaha ... post some pics of your wife ... haha ... don't hate ... haha ... friend with benefits ... hahaha ... i got a rash ... haha

If he's not going to tell us his techniques for picking up these phenomenal Bo Derekesque females, I'm no longer interested.

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Old 06-30-2008, 01:42 PM   #2044
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MD, we don't care who you're banging. We're making fun of your need to let us know who you're banging. As soon as any of us meet these girls you are bragging about, we'll be sure to invite them onto the board.

What you don't get is that many of us have already been there, done that. I'm a former D-1 athlete (Track & Field at Wichita State) who spent several years working as professional male exotic dancer. I've tapped more ass than you've seen.

I'm now 44 and a bit thick. I've had cancer, a heart condition, both knees reconstructed due to sports injuries, and now I've got a hangnail.

All I have to tell you is that you're making an ass of yourself trying to set yourself up as some sort of poongod, when in fact, you're just another punk bragging about dipping his wick. We've outgrown the need to smell some assclown's finger.

Go away, come back when you want to talk about football.

I thought the hangnail was an excellent touch.
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Old 06-30-2008, 01:46 PM   #2045
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My years of psychological training tell me this guy is overcompensating for his latent homosexuality and he's having a serious identity crisis fighting the urge to chow dong while keeping up with the masculine facade he believes defines all men of character. My advice to the douche? Put on the skirt, chow the dong, and root for the Raiders. To thine own self be true.
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Old 06-30-2008, 01:53 PM   #2046
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I wasnt making fun of him for his cancer or heart condition but the fact that he was a stripper yet he made fun of me.
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Old 06-30-2008, 01:53 PM   #2047
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I've owned most of you on here now you want me gone. Oh soooo sad haha.
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Old 06-30-2008, 01:54 PM   #2048
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I wasnt making fun of him for his cancer or heart condition
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Good luck with the cancer and the heart condition you'll need it bwhahaha.
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Old 06-30-2008, 01:57 PM   #2049
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I've owned most of you on here now you want me gone. Oh soooo sad haha.


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2) Extreme insecurity

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Old 06-30-2008, 01:57 PM   #2050
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I've owned most of you on here now you want me gone. Oh soooo sad haha.
The fact that you think you've "owned" anyone makes you even more of a douchebag.
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Old 06-30-2008, 01:58 PM   #2051
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I've owned most of you on here now you want me gone. Oh soooo sad haha.
Stay, go, whatever. You've "owned" nothing. BFD, you have a picture with mediocre chicks with love handles and facial hair. You want a cookie? You sir, are an assclown and have received such treatment as an assclown deserves.
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Old 06-30-2008, 02:06 PM   #2052
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Old 06-30-2008, 02:09 PM   #2053
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(6) An awful hat tilted slightly to the side like a true gangsta.
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Old 06-30-2008, 02:11 PM   #2054
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Bwhahaha an exotic dancer?!?!?!? NOw I have heard it all. Good luck with the cancer and the heart condition you'll need it bwhahaha.

ANd to the guy that said he has bagged actresses and models hahaha where is the proof?? Oh thats right you have none haha.

You guys all talk a big talk but you refuse to post pics which is amusing to me haha.
We don't need your approval as much as you seem to need ours.

We've forwarded all of your pics to "Hot Chicks with Douchebags". Maybe then you'll get the attention you need.
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Old 06-30-2008, 02:12 PM   #2055
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The fact that you think you've "owned" anyone makes you even more of a douchebag.
He's a legend in his own mind.

Hell, to add to every other ridiculous thing, we don't even know if the pics he posted are actually pics of him. For all we know, he could have grabbed them off the web. And still no pics of the awesome bike that he uses to score.
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