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Yeah. More advice for Roy.
If bricks happens to post on this thread, you should do the opposite of whatever he says. |
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08-22-2004, 01:13 AM | #3 |
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Didn't read the whole thread.
Did anyone mention the obvious? Spit or swallow? |
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08-22-2004, 02:06 AM | #4 |
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No she likes the Titans ...
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Would an idiot do that?
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That's easy then.... take Nasium's advice, but add Steve McNair's lame TD celebration to it..... "I'm ready for some puzzay!" |
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08-22-2004, 04:48 PM | #6 |
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I haven't read all of this, and probably this has already been said, but....
Just ask her how much, then pay the fee and go for it. Wear protection.... |
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08-22-2004, 09:21 PM | #8 |
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Forget ALL of the previous posts on this thread....except mine.
In truth...you're not going to say "how was the macaroni, are you ready to bust my cherr-ah now?" NO........... You're going to having a nice time doing something else(watching movie, on a walk...whatever). You're going to feel the moment is right....your hands will get sweaty, your voice will crack, and you might have some twitching..............Take a deep breath stick your hands in your pockets(to dry them on the paper towels I'm now recommending you place there before hand, for this exact moment).....and another one with some luck. You'll work your nerve....you'll kiss her...........if she kisses back....you work on that a while.......you'll move on(if you're skilled) to gently rub the inside of her elbow pits...........and you'll work your way around the bases..........while rounding 3rd, if you're a gentleman, you'll ask "are you sure"......if she nods...............Plow deep. |
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08-22-2004, 09:47 PM | #9 |
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Dude, you don't ask a girl to have sex with you. It just happens. Asking someone to have sex with you is kinda weird and desperate. When a guy and a girl are in love, anything can happen when they're together. Just enjoy your time with her and stop thinking with your wang, it'll get you in trouble and make you sound and look like a fool. Just live in the moment with her and DON'T ask her if she wants to have sex. That's weird.
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08-22-2004, 09:51 PM | #10 |
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Cody just bribes them with Jalapeno cheese baows.
He is right though.....don't ask her, unless you're paying outright....Just keep stealing bases until she gives you the slide sign. ...oh yeah....if it fails......make sure to post the details on the storied "failed penthouse letters" thread. |
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Good point, btw. If you're paying, you have the green light to ask for anything. It's your damn money. |
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Instruction by Pictures.
III.......You'll be looking for something resembling
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You'll then, probably feel a little
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Don't tell her its *pic 1* if its *pic 2*
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