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**ChiTown** · 01-26-2009, 01:59 PM

So, I work on the 2nd floor of an office complex in Wichita. The 2nd floor has business's like insurance, investment, energy, etc. The 3rd floor is primarily for hair salons, massage therapy, photography, and the like.

Right above my office, there is a hair salon that I go to out of sheer convenience. Earlier today, I hear music blaring above me - fkg rap - and I can't figure wtf is going on. I let it play out for about 10 minutes and then it just starts to fkn annoy me. I'm trying to have a phone conversation and I'm hearing Lil Whayne in the background

Anyhoo, I walk up to the 3rd floor salon, and there are no lights on. Initially, I thought maybe they might have some construction workers doing something for them, since they are closed on Monday's - but, where's the lights?. I knock on the door - no answer. I then proceed to walk in and turn the corner to the salon area. And then, I see it. There is a woman, buck naked, blowing a guy in a barber chair. The dude makes eye contact with me.

ChiTown "Uhh, sorry bout that".

Dude: "Uuh, Uuh, babe" (and points at me)

Chick (turning around to see what it is): "F*&^!" (and makes some guttural shrieking noise, while trying to cover herself up)

That's the some total of that conversation. Ok, here's where it get's weird.

A. Fkg lock the gdamn door next time you dumbfug's

B. Chick = Owner of the Salon

C. Dude does not equal her husband, whom I have met before

D. Chick = Gal who cuts my hair

E. I have an appointment with her to cut my hair on Friday

Before you ask, yes, she has a very nice ass, and a decent set of knockers. I have totally blocked out any image of the man's penis. I need a drink.........

KCTitus · 01-30-2009, 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiTown

It's all good with the Mrs.

What a bizarre week.........

So did you get to PIIHB?

**ChiTown** · 01-30-2009, 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by KCTitus

So did you get to PIIHB?

Heh, it hasn't been that bizarre..........

KCTitus · 01-30-2009, 09:53 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiTown

Heh, it hasn't been that bizarre..........

LOL...you never know.

burt · 01-30-2009, 09:53 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiTown

Update:

It's all good with the Mrs.

I had a chance to CALMLY talk with her as to what happened. She actually just listened vs trying to assume a bunch of shit. Apparently, this week, one of the teachers she works with just found out her husband was cheating on her (not with my ex-hairdresser, heh). Obviously, my office encounter fed right in to her cheating husband story she had heard early in the week. BTW, the speed dial to the Lawyer was just a joke on my part. It seemed apropos, at the time, given the absolute abortion of a situation I was in. Sorry for the confusion.

What a bizarre week.........

F**K you........I'm still in the dog house.

**dirk digler** · 01-30-2009, 09:55 PM

Good to hear everything went well with the boss lady Chi.

Now are going to reschedule your appointment?

**ChiTown** · 01-30-2009, 09:57 PM

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Originally Posted by dirk digler

Good to hear everything went well with the boss lady Chi.

Now are going to reschedule your appointment?

Not sure you caught the part where I indirectly called her a cock sucking whore. Although, in some relationships, that sort of vernacular is considered foreplay........

burt · 01-30-2009, 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiTown

Not sure you caught the part where I indirectly called her a cock sucking whore. ......

You almost made that sound negative.......

**dirk digler** · 01-30-2009, 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiTown

Not sure you caught the part where I indirectly called her a cock sucking whore. Although, in some relationships, that sort of vernacular is considered foreplay........

And that is a bad thing?

**ChiTown** · 01-30-2009, 10:02 PM

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Originally Posted by T.B.A.

You almost made that sound negative.......

Yeah, I often wish my wife emulated that sort of lifestyle at home (with me

)..........

burt · 01-30-2009, 10:04 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiTown

Yeah, I often wish my wife emulated that sort of lifestyle at home (with me

)..........

Hell, I'd be glad if the (with me

), was occasional! Guess it's obvious why were fussin.

**Buehler445** · 01-30-2009, 10:07 PM

Glad to hear she didn't cut your nuts off with a wooden spoon, Chitown. TBA....best of luck.

burt · 01-30-2009, 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Buehler445

Glad to hear she didn't cut your nuts off with a wooden spoon, Chitown. TBA....best of luck.

Hell, I didn't even get to see a blow job! And thanks for the luck.

philfree · 01-30-2009, 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by el borracho

WTF is the matter with everyone around you? Your wife called you a liar and burst into tears because some random woman was in your office crying? That is seriously disturbed behavior.

No that's just female behavior. My wife will wake up mad after a random dream about some unknown women an me. Women are insecure.......and insecure about their insecurity.

PhilFree

**DaFace** · 01-30-2009, 10:22 PM

Good to hear things aren't going to end up being nasty. This thread REALLY needs to be in the HOC, but I wouldn't feel right about if it had ruined your marriage or something.

kregger · 01-30-2009, 10:39 PM

Best thread of the year! Shit, I haven't laughed like this in a while. Definitely HOC.
Glad to hear your wife chilled, ChiTown.

01-26-2009, 01:59 PM
ChiTown Stroking to the SB Champs! ChiTown's Avatar Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Flatlands of Kansas	UHHHH. Ok So, I work on the 2nd floor of an office complex in Wichita. The 2nd floor has business's like insurance, investment, energy, etc. The 3rd floor is primarily for hair salons, massage therapy, photography, and the like. Right above my office, there is a hair salon that I go to out of sheer convenience. Earlier today, I hear music blaring above me - fkg rap - and I can't figure wtf is going on. I let it play out for about 10 minutes and then it just starts to fkn annoy me. I'm trying to have a phone conversation and I'm hearing Lil Whayne in the background Anyhoo, I walk up to the 3rd floor salon, and there are no lights on. Initially, I thought maybe they might have some construction workers doing something for them, since they are closed on Monday's - but, where's the lights?. I knock on the door - no answer. I then proceed to walk in and turn the corner to the salon area. And then, I see it. There is a woman, buck naked, blowing a guy in a barber chair. The dude makes eye contact with me. ChiTown "Uhh, sorry bout that". Dude: "Uuh, Uuh, babe" (and points at me) Chick (turning around to see what it is): "F*&^!" (and makes some guttural shrieking noise, while trying to cover herself up) That's the some total of that conversation. Ok, here's where it get's weird. A. Fkg lock the gdamn door next time you dumbfug's B. Chick = Owner of the Salon C. Dude does not equal her husband, whom I have met before D. Chick = Gal who cuts my hair E. I have an appointment with her to cut my hair on Friday Before you ask, yes, she has a very nice ass, and a decent set of knockers. I have totally blocked out any image of the man's penis. I need a drink.........
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01-30-2009, 09:55 PM	#170
dirk digler Please squeeze dirk digler's Avatar Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Clinton, MO	Good to hear everything went well with the boss lady Chi. Now are going to reschedule your appointment?
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01-30-2009, 10:07 PM	#176
Buehler445 Supporter Buehler445's Avatar Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Scott City KS	Glad to hear she didn't cut your nuts off with a wooden spoon, Chitown. TBA....best of luck.
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01-30-2009, 10:22 PM	#179
DaFace Kind of a mod DaFace's Avatar Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Donkey Land	Good to hear things aren't going to end up being nasty. This thread REALLY needs to be in the HOC, but I wouldn't feel right about if it had ruined your marriage or something.
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01-30-2009, 10:39 PM	#180
kregger thick as a brick kregger's Avatar Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: alpha centauri	Best thread of the year! Shit, I haven't laughed like this in a while. Definitely HOC. Glad to hear your wife chilled, ChiTown.
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