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View Poll Results: Do you get head on a regular basis? | |||
Everytime my wife/gf/random person engage in coitus, I receive oral pleasure. |
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72 | 59.50% |
My wife/gf/random person is allergic to skin in the genital region so I never receive oral pleasure. |
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3 | 2.48% |
I only receive oral pleasure on special occasions. |
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28 | 23.14% |
I only receive oral pleasure when I pay a hooker aka the billay option |
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4 | 3.31% |
I am Clay and never get laid so this pole is irrelevant. |
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14 | 11.57% |
Voters: 121. You may not vote on this poll |
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#166 |
MER
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Colorado
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#167 |
Resident Glue Sniffer
Join Date: Nov 2003
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#168 | |
MER
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Colorado
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It's like saying I should only like vanilla ice cream. There's chocolate. Or vanilla with sprinkles. Or a goddamn apple. |
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#169 |
FINALLY! The wait is over.
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: The Future Is Now!!!
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#170 |
"Think BOOM!"
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: 33.675° N 106.475° W
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She does, yes. It probably didn't help that years ago (pre-marriage) we discussed it and I piped up and said, "What!? There's nothing wrong with your vagina. I've eaten some nasty cooter in my days, and your's is actually really nice!"
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#171 |
MER
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Colorado
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I tried humming once but it's not so sexy when it's the star spangled banner you're humming.
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#172 |
"Think BOOM!"
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: 33.675° N 106.475° W
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#173 |
FINALLY! The wait is over.
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: The Future Is Now!!!
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#174 |
Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: clear out in the sticks
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#175 |
Resident Glue Sniffer
Join Date: Nov 2003
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I bet Donger refers to his wang as "The Oil Rig"
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#176 | |
MER
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Colorado
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#177 |
Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: clear out in the sticks
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#178 | |
FINALLY! The wait is over.
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: The Future Is Now!!!
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#179 | |
Stroking to the SB Champs!
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Flatlands of Kansas
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You might want to change up your vernacular about your wife's pussy around your wife. Maybe try.........Meat Wallet? |
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#180 |
"Think BOOM!"
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: 33.675° N 106.475° W
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