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Old 06-23-2016, 11:23 AM   #2
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This is a true story and I never forgot it. It's 1973 and I've been out of the Army a few months and I got a job working at Savannah Harbor in the dry dock. They have sort of a community latrine out in the middle of the yard.

One day I'm washing my hands standing in front of the mirror, and behind me a stall door opens and this big guy steps out. He said, "I don't know what is better, a good shit or a good fcck". The guy next to me then said "either I don't know nothing about shitting or you don't know nothing about fccking".
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Old 06-23-2016, 11:49 AM   #3
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This is a true story and I never forgot it. It's 1973 and I've been out of the Army a few months and I got a job working at Savannah Harbor in the dry dock. They have sort of a community latrine out in the middle of the yard.

One day I'm washing my hands standing in front of the mirror, and behind me a stall door opens and this big guy steps out. He said, "I don't know what is better, a good shit or a good fcck". The guy next to me then said "either I don't know nothing about shitting or you don't know nothing about fccking".
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Old 06-23-2016, 12:04 PM   #4
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This is a true story and I never forgot it. It's 1973 and I've been out of the Army a few months and I got a job working at Savannah Harbor in the dry dock. They have sort of a community latrine out in the middle of the yard.

One day I'm washing my hands standing in front of the mirror, and behind me a stall door opens and this big guy steps out. He said, "I don't know what is better, a good shit or a good fcck". The guy next to me then said "either I don't know nothing about shitting or you don't know nothing about fccking".
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Old 06-23-2016, 12:10 PM   #5
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Old 06-23-2016, 11:02 AM   #6
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Old 06-23-2016, 11:17 AM   #7
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I woke up with a water ass last night about 3 am guess I grilled a bad brat for myself every one else was fine. Now I got the monkey ass sore as heck and its 90+ and humid today at work. Whoa is me!
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Old 06-23-2016, 12:11 PM   #8
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Old 06-23-2016, 01:02 PM   #9
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Old 06-23-2016, 07:52 PM   #10
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Old 06-23-2016, 09:41 PM   #11
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Old 06-24-2016, 08:44 AM   #12
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Old 06-24-2016, 06:50 PM   #13
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Old 11-29-2017, 11:32 PM   #14
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Old 11-29-2017, 11:40 PM   #15
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