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01-30-2009, 08:24 PM | #2 |
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You poor, poor bastard.
On a lighter note, after being gone on a day long work trip, and getting a call 10 minutes before I got home, and giving some people permission to come to our house to see something when I got there.....between bath and bed time...apparently which is a poor decision on my part......I'll let bride owanian read your predicament, and I still might have a chance to score tonight. have mrschitown create an account and we'll fix her wagon right up for you, pal. This wasn't the ending I had hoped for you. I hoped for bad jokes, awkward silences, stammering excuses, blushing....and you laughing, which lead to me laughing. |
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01-30-2009, 08:33 PM | #3 |
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Damn...sorry to read that, ChiTown. I hope you and Mrs. ChiTown can fix this.
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01-30-2009, 08:36 PM | #4 |
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Just have her smell yo dick.
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01-30-2009, 08:38 PM | #5 |
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01-30-2009, 08:41 PM | #6 |
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Hey Chitown, I may not be Mr. Marriage Guru, but the only way to solve this is to make an appointment with stripper/stylest and then surprise the Mrs with what you have in store, a meeting of the minds with full disclosure. Not only will it make you a good guy, but maybe you'll get a 3way out of it.
Or an icepick to the neck. Best wishes. |
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01-30-2009, 08:58 PM | #7 |
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"SAW" "SAW"....not watched.... "SAW"
Chitown slips up, bigtime |
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01-30-2009, 09:08 PM | #8 |
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SHIT Chitown. Hopefully shit blows over with your wife. Seriously. I'd hate for something bad to come of this. Bad jokes and awkward silence would have been better.
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01-30-2009, 09:46 PM | #9 |
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Update:
It's all good with the Mrs. I had a chance to CALMLY talk with her as to what happened. She actually just listened vs trying to assume a bunch of shit. Apparently, this week, one of the teachers she works with just found out her husband was cheating on her (not with my ex-hairdresser, heh). Obviously, my office encounter fed right in to her cheating husband story she had heard early in the week. BTW, the speed dial to the Lawyer was just a joke on my part. It seemed apropos, at the time, given the absolute abortion of a situation I was in. Sorry for the confusion. What a bizarre week......... |
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01-30-2009, 09:50 PM | #10 |
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01-30-2009, 09:52 PM | #11 |
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01-30-2009, 09:53 PM | #12 |
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01-30-2009, 09:55 PM | #14 |
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Good to hear everything went well with the boss lady Chi.
Now are going to reschedule your appointment? |
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Not sure you caught the part where I indirectly called her a cock sucking whore. Although, in some relationships, that sort of vernacular is considered foreplay........ |
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