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01-30-2009, 07:35 PM | #151 |
Champs!
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01-30-2009, 07:36 PM | #152 |
Take a Chill Pill
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@ u guys...
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01-30-2009, 07:52 PM | #153 |
In Search of a Life
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01-30-2009, 08:12 PM | #154 |
don't tell me about collage
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01-30-2009, 08:16 PM | #155 |
MVP
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No further proof required that this is HOC material, and that all HOC material must be copyrighted.
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01-30-2009, 08:18 PM | #156 |
In Pat We Trust
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WTF is the matter with everyone around you? Your wife called you a liar and burst into tears because some random woman was in your office crying? That is seriously disturbed behavior.
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01-30-2009, 08:24 PM | #157 |
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You poor, poor bastard.
On a lighter note, after being gone on a day long work trip, and getting a call 10 minutes before I got home, and giving some people permission to come to our house to see something when I got there.....between bath and bed time...apparently which is a poor decision on my part......I'll let bride owanian read your predicament, and I still might have a chance to score tonight. have mrschitown create an account and we'll fix her wagon right up for you, pal. This wasn't the ending I had hoped for you. I hoped for bad jokes, awkward silences, stammering excuses, blushing....and you laughing, which lead to me laughing. |
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01-30-2009, 08:33 PM | #158 |
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Damn...sorry to read that, ChiTown. I hope you and Mrs. ChiTown can fix this.
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01-30-2009, 08:36 PM | #159 |
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Just have her smell yo dick.
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01-30-2009, 08:38 PM | #160 |
In Search of a Life
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01-30-2009, 08:41 PM | #161 |
Everything is Awesome!!!!!
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Hey Chitown, I may not be Mr. Marriage Guru, but the only way to solve this is to make an appointment with stripper/stylest and then surprise the Mrs with what you have in store, a meeting of the minds with full disclosure. Not only will it make you a good guy, but maybe you'll get a 3way out of it.
Or an icepick to the neck. Best wishes. |
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01-30-2009, 08:58 PM | #162 |
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"SAW" "SAW"....not watched.... "SAW"
Chitown slips up, bigtime |
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01-30-2009, 09:08 PM | #163 |
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SHIT Chitown. Hopefully shit blows over with your wife. Seriously. I'd hate for something bad to come of this. Bad jokes and awkward silence would have been better.
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01-30-2009, 09:45 PM | #164 |
Draconian Warlord
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01-30-2009, 09:46 PM | #165 |
Stroking to the SB Champs!
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Update:
It's all good with the Mrs. I had a chance to CALMLY talk with her as to what happened. She actually just listened vs trying to assume a bunch of shit. Apparently, this week, one of the teachers she works with just found out her husband was cheating on her (not with my ex-hairdresser, heh). Obviously, my office encounter fed right in to her cheating husband story she had heard early in the week. BTW, the speed dial to the Lawyer was just a joke on my part. It seemed apropos, at the time, given the absolute abortion of a situation I was in. Sorry for the confusion. What a bizarre week......... |
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