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Would an idiot do that?
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Arizona
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I'm pretty sure Bwana can at least keep you alive if you survived a bear attack... at least for several minutes. And I can give you some useful tips on getting up every hour if you sit for long periods of time, the importance of daily activity and exercise, etc. Bugeater can fix your car, which reduce stress and the dangers of being stranded on the side of a highway. Bowser can post memes... everyone needs laughter for mental health. 401k matching Up to 100% matching on your $0/year salary (IRS limits apply, of course) Paid vacation One of the best perks, you can take a day off here and there, no problem! Need a week off, go for it! The position is very flexible, and of course paid at the same rate throughout the year. Overtime is also paid at double the rate! |
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05-06-2021, 10:37 AM | #3 |
The Maintenance Guy
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Renovated Bugeater Estate
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OK, the bathroom in the Mod Lounge is clean and functional again. Now about my username....?
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05-06-2021, 10:44 AM | #4 |
MY LITTLE #15
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Springfield, MO
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Also, I have a small child at home. I've learned that I'm not quite as patient of a person as I thought I was. I deal with temper tantrums all the time. My justice comes swift and firm. Probably even more so on here, because none of you are as cute as my kiddo.
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05-06-2021, 10:54 AM | #5 |
I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
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05-06-2021, 11:22 AM | #6 |
The Maintenance Guy
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Renovated Bugeater Estate
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<-----GUISE?
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05-06-2021, 11:46 AM | #7 |
The Maintenance Guy
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Renovated Bugeater Estate
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Ah yes, thank you...much better now.
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05-06-2021, 11:55 AM | #8 |
THIS .... IS... ARROWHEAD!!!!
Join Date: Mar 2016
Location: Houston, Tx
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05-06-2021, 11:56 AM | #9 |
Everything is Awesome!!!!!
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: The Pitt
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05-06-2021, 12:35 PM | #10 |
sorta mod-ish
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: KC North
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05-06-2021, 01:17 PM | #11 |
Retired Bearcat
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: SWMO
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I'm irrational and cranky. I'm going to make a good mod. I've appointed myself as a mod with no powers or responsibility.
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05-06-2021, 07:17 PM | #12 |
MVP
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: Michigan
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Seeing as Phobia spent a solid few years trying to get me to come here and then disappeared not all that long thereafter, I feel as though I may owe to him to become a mod and become a tyrant.
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05-06-2021, 08:01 PM | #13 |
My Mamma Says
Join Date: Jan 2014
Location: Glass Cage Of Emotion
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05-06-2021, 08:07 PM | #14 |
MVP
Join Date: Oct 2010
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Why the **** would anyone want that SoyBoi Clay to be a mod?
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05-06-2021, 08:09 PM | #15 |
I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
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