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Life is changing..
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: NW Missouri
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" I prefer the bear "
I'm not a hip guy, and I don't keep up with stuff on the internet very often outside of www.chiefsplanet.com
Can someone explain this "I prefer the bear" stuff I've come across online? |
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06-19-2024, 02:59 PM | #136 | |
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Colorado
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Women can't stand in a club without getting groped. Every night. All across America. That's just 1. You have no idea how often a human is near a bear. So you'll have to hire Rain Man to find out that answer. That's 2. 3, do you think penguinz has the skin tone for red or is it better crimson? |
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06-19-2024, 03:05 PM | #137 | |
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Join Date: May 2003
Location: Tucson AZ
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Sigh. |
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06-19-2024, 03:07 PM | #138 |
MER
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Location: Colorado
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06-19-2024, 03:12 PM | #139 |
NFL's #1 Ermines Fan
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: My house
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Before I answer how many ratchets straps I own, and whether I know what a ratchet strap is, is it better to have more or is it better to have fewer?
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06-19-2024, 03:14 PM | #140 |
NFL's #1 Ermines Fan
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06-19-2024, 03:15 PM | #141 | |
MER
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Colorado
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Do you know how to put the straps back together while parallel parking on a steep hill while driving a stick shift? Please say yes. Lie to me if you have to. |
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06-19-2024, 03:17 PM | #142 | |
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2. I am sure the numbers are out there to give you some sort of educated guess. Most women will go their entire life without encountering a bear. The fact that people would try too legitimately make an argument for the bear using the percentages you posted is extremely dishonest use of stats. 3. Never thought about penquinz. But I will go with crimson. |
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06-19-2024, 03:18 PM | #143 |
MER
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Colorado
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Thank you. I'm not sure that you get the point of the insane exercise but at least I wouldn't strap you to a bear with ratchet straps.
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06-19-2024, 03:20 PM | #144 | |
NFL's #1 Ermines Fan
Join Date: Jul 2001
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Ummm... Yes. I have a collection of ratchet straps from the early Victorian Era, but I mostly keep them in a safe deposit box and only wear them on special occasions. |
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06-19-2024, 03:24 PM | #145 | |
**** the Raiders
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06-19-2024, 03:28 PM | #146 |
NFL's #1 Ermines Fan
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06-19-2024, 03:29 PM | #147 |
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The problem is that people are not taking this as an insane notion. I honestly can't believe how many women I know that legitimately choose the bear.
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06-19-2024, 03:32 PM | #148 | |
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Location: Colorado
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If we ever learn how to weld or kill, my sex will be unstoppable. |
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06-19-2024, 03:40 PM | #149 |
For The Glory Of The City
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Kansas City
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I would have thought this bear things was crazy before I landed in the world of law enforcement.
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06-19-2024, 03:45 PM | #150 |
Court Jester
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Orlando
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The bear will give you a quick death. A woman will nag the living shit of you, blame you for all their crazy ass insecurities, and slowly take away your will to live and just make you wish you were dead.
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