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The 23rd Pillar
Join Date: Sep 2002
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I’m leaving forever.
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I know what you’re thinking. Maybe I got annoyed by something someone said. Maybe after two Super Bowls in a row I’m satiated on the Chiefs. Maybe I’m going to prison, or joining Dick Cheney on a barnstorming tour, or maybe the antifreeze actually wasn’t a good idea and I died. The fun of a farewell forever thread is not in knowing the reason. It’s in not knowing, and the mystery behind the disappearance. MrBlond is legendary not because he was here or because he left, but rather because of how he departed. He was DB Cooper jumping out of the Chiefsplanet plane and disappearing into the night, and with that act he became immortal. It is now my time to parachute from the plane, and I can assure you that I will not return. It would be enjoyable to become an unsolved Chiefsplanet mystery in the process, but I can’t do that to you. It’s cruel enough that you will no longer get to read my thoughtful prose and learn from my wisdom. I can’t allow you to speculate forever about what became of me, and to always wonder if that guy with the fake glasses and mustache sitting next to you at the game is me. So I’ve instructed one Chiefsplanet member to reveal the mystery. If this thread ever reaches 1,000 posts, that person will share the reason. But until then, you will have only my boarding pass, a flight attendant’s vague description, and 110,871 posts to remember me by. Farewell, Chiefsplanet! (Sound of wind rushing past an open passenger cabin door.) ![]() Last edited by DaFace; 05-18-2021 at 03:00 PM.. |
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Posts: 110,871
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#136 |
Inmem 2.0
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: My house
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Cum 4 us Patteau
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Posts: 75,706
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#137 |
Supporter
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Liberty
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CXXXVII
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Posts: 16,956
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#138 |
Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Sioux City, IA
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Posts: 35,757
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#139 |
Draconian Warlord
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Drakonia
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Patteeu, You and Adept were 2 of my favorite posters! Losing you both will be difficult! I would love to have you hit me up on FB. IF you remember my original name on here... otherwise, PM me. You are a true gem and I will miss you! And the overall IQ of this place just keeps plummeting!!!
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Posts: 11,956
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#140 |
Draconian Warlord
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Drakonia
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Posts: 11,956
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#141 |
Emporer of Mongo
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Milky Way
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Posts: 44,509
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#142 |
What's up braj?
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Placencia, Belize
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Has anyone told this queer to eat **** pie yet?
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Posts: 15,990
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#143 |
Emporer of Mongo
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Milky Way
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bye bitch
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Posts: 44,509
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#144 |
Psycho Bag Of Squanch
Join Date: Sep 2001
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That sucks. Good luck to you Pat.
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#145 |
MVP
Join Date: Oct 2012
Location: Lenexa, KS
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#146 |
I Like The Kansas City Chiefs
Join Date: Nov 2017
Location: Shawnee, KS
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Maybe he learned from Ubeja and developed a fear of toilets, and now his ass exploded
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Posts: 26,599
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#147 |
Line'em up
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: somewhere out there
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See ya! God bless! Hopefully it's for the right reason!
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#148 |
Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Sioux City, IA
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#149 |
Psycho Bag Of Squanch
Join Date: Sep 2001
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#150 |
NFL's #1 Ermines Fan
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: My house
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Posts: 142,226
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