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Old 06-25-2007, 04:21 PM  
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Laptops, motorcycles, and hot chicks (a compilation)
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This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.
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Old 06-29-2008, 03:14 AM   #1891
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Ah, an Atlanta douche. I run into lots of those. This particular model I would assume is found saddled with boatloads of debt living the 'fake it till ya make it' Atlanta mantra. Driving a new car and bike looks cool, especially when people can't go home and see the rathole you're renting. A loss of job or unexpected expenses can often lead to a visit from Bubba the repo man, a very busy guy in Atlanta.

The only places that a man should be without a shirt is the pool, however some 'guys' like to go shirtless at 10th and Piedmont as well as the Swinging Richards and Manhole nightclubs.

The pictures with beards can be deceiving, as you might think you will find this specimen out with the female gender. Unfortunately this type is far more likely to be found in the mens room with some guys balls on his chin.
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Old 06-29-2008, 08:01 AM   #1892
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Went out again last night and met another blonde. The one on the right I made out with all night and got her digits...we'll be hanging out this Thursday. Like shooting fish in a barrell.

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Old 06-29-2008, 08:05 AM   #1893
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Went out again last night and met two more blondes. The one on the right I made out with all night and got her digits...we'll be hanging out this Thursday. Like shooting fish in a barrell.
You already posted a picture of the one on the left...
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Old 06-29-2008, 08:07 AM   #1894
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Jeez -- her chin is bigger than Cowher's...
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Old 06-29-2008, 08:20 AM   #1895
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Old 06-29-2008, 08:30 AM   #1896
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You already posted a picture of the one on the left...
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Ouch, stud muffin has been pwned. AGAIN!
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Old 06-29-2008, 08:32 AM   #1897
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Wow you guys are a little slow. I already know the one on the left but her friend on the right I had never met before and we hit it off. Dont be upset that you guys stayed in and looked up porn all night haha.
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Old 06-29-2008, 08:34 AM   #1898
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Why does someone keep posting pictures of ugly girls?

The only one that was close to being decent was the dark-haired girl in the OP. OPtherwise...ick.
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Old 06-29-2008, 08:38 AM   #1899
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but her friend on the right I had never met before and we hit it off.
You just met her? I taxed that girl a few weeks ago.
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Old 06-29-2008, 08:39 AM   #1900
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Wow you guys are a little slow. I already know the one on the left but her friend on the right I had never met before and we hit it off. Dont be upset that you guys stayed in and looked up porn all night haha.
Um you edited the posted that i quoted...nice cover....
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Old 06-29-2008, 08:45 AM   #1901
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deberg sleeps with ugly chicks

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Old 06-29-2008, 08:51 AM   #1902
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Old 06-29-2008, 08:55 AM   #1903
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Old 06-29-2008, 08:57 AM   #1904
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