The Franchise's Final Mock Draft

[DJ's left nut]

Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath15

I need to come down there and have you put your hands in my mouth.

I ****ing hate going to the dentist, might as well both of us be grumpy.

You try the little sonic scraper water gun thing they have instead of the medieval hook?

Hundreds of years of advances in knowledge of the importance of dental hygiene and those guys are still just scraping shit with sharpened spears.

The sonic cleaner thing is way better.