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04-09-2022, 01:23 PM | #2 |
What's up braj?
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SR is your butthole waxed
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04-09-2022, 01:35 PM | #3 |
Be Kind To Your Pets
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I hate the off season.
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04-09-2022, 01:51 PM | #4 |
Tip of the hat LIV Champs
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04-09-2022, 01:50 PM | #5 |
Just a li'l Evel
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I shat a Kohl’s today—oh, boy
I’m a lucky man who laid the snake. And though the stench was rather bad Well, I just had to flush I was in a rush. I blew my ass out in a stall But I still noticed that nice music played I chose to squat instead of sit I’d seen this place before Nobody was there to see how clean that they had mopped the floor. I wiped my ass today oh boy. Someone else had left a pellet turd In a stall that turned me off But I just had to look That dam bathroom crook (refrain) I should have flushed it down… (Bridge) Woke up, turned on the tube. Rubbed one out without no lube. Found my way downstairs and saw an ad. Kohl’s has half-off coats. Not bad! Ate granola. Off I went. Felt an oncoming bowel event. Found my way inside and towards the back. The lighting was soft and I went into a stall. (interlude) Unh-ugh-ugh-ugh Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-aaah I shat at Kohl’s today--oh, boy Low background music and clean countertops. I never sat down in the stall I made a new poop thread Now you know how nice it is to fill the toilet bowl at Kohl’s I’d love to flush it down. |
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04-09-2022, 01:51 PM | #6 |
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always use the complimentary ass gaskets
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04-09-2022, 03:05 PM | #7 |
Tip of the hat LIV Champs
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I'm more picky and those are flimsy things. I use toilet paper to go around the toilet seat and sometimes double layer. Makes more soft sit and covers the seat better than those flimsy thin ass gaskets.
Also i hate automatic toilet flushers. Sitting there and it automatic flushes before your done taking a shit and it's gross having water splash on your ass. |
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04-09-2022, 01:57 PM | #8 |
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What A-hole takes a shit while facing the tank/wall? ****ing animals
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04-09-2022, 02:09 PM | #9 |
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Location: California
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“Clean counters”
“No contact with toilet” You shit in damn sink……didn’t you?? |
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04-09-2022, 02:48 PM | #10 |
Inmem 2.0
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04-09-2022, 06:19 PM | #11 |
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04-09-2022, 06:23 PM | #12 |
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American Pie taught me how to cover a toilet seat properly.
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04-09-2022, 06:28 PM | #13 |
Mod Team
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Location: Valley of the hot as ****
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My best shit story was getting sick at the Native American Museum, on a buffalo burger, while touring DC.
It hit me later that day at the Holocaust museum and I was blowing out that bathroom like you can't believe! This quiet and humble place and I was just ripping that bathroom apart with tons of other people in it. |
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04-09-2022, 10:16 PM | #14 | |
Steel sharpens Steele!
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Of course I do not think ANYTHING regarding the Holocaust is humorous by any means - this is merely a funny side thought. |
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04-10-2022, 04:52 AM | #15 | |
What's up braj?
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