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'Godzilla vs. Kong' Likely the Latest Tentpole to Go to a Streamer
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04-05-2021, 10:30 PM | #91 |
How tall is this thing?
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Suspect writing really took me out of this film.
Oooh. We cant allow Kong off the island, because Godzilla will come for him. Ok so we will move Kong, but lets do it via ship on the ocean, you know, where Godzilla lives. Ok bruh. Heres also a fun problem for you to solve without getting spoilery. A fights B. B is SOUNDLY defeated by A. Brink of death defeated. C appears, and begins to THOROUGHLY double fist the asshole of A. Pillar to post, coast to coast raw dogging that ass, no lube no reacharound, no call back after. How am I now to believe that B can now come in and just ****start the head of C after what C has done to A, who literally just got through almost killing B? Like who wrote this? A 5 year old?
Spoiler!
I suggest finding another way to spend 2 hours. Lot of shit that just doesnt make any sense and you wont remember it in a day anyway. Last edited by Wallcrawler; 04-05-2021 at 10:37 PM.. |
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04-05-2021, 10:35 PM | #92 |
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04-06-2021, 11:34 AM | #94 | |
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04-06-2021, 11:55 AM | #95 |
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That is an extremely accurate review, Rasputin. Thanks for posting.
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04-07-2021, 09:08 PM | #96 |
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Eh. It was A and B vs C, and C was hyper focused on A the whole time, even when B got involved.
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04-08-2021, 06:09 AM | #97 |
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One of the worst movies I've seen in a long time.
I wanted to turn it off, but it was mindlessly entertaining for my 10 year old. FWIW: I thought Godzilla (2014) was amazing. |
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04-08-2021, 06:51 AM | #98 |
You gotta kill a few people
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I enjoyed the hell out of this one but I definitely did appreciate how grounded Godzilla 14 was. I mean, they tried to keep it about as realistic as a movie about million-year old monsters could be anyway.
I'd say for me the MonsterVerse is: Godzilla 14 Kong: Skull Island=King of the Monsters Godzilla vs Kong Honestly, Godzilla 14, Kong and King of Monsters are all pretty even for me, but I'd say they're all at least a head above Godzilla vs Kong. |
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04-08-2021, 06:53 AM | #99 |
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Anything up next with these 2?
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04-08-2021, 03:59 PM | #100 |
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04-09-2021, 08:33 AM | #101 |
You're CARICATURES, ALL of you
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04-09-2021, 03:41 PM | #102 |
Needs more middle fingers
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Thinking about dropping Netflix for HBO Max.
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04-09-2021, 06:24 PM | #103 |
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Good fun stupid movie. The definition of turn your brain off and just enjoy movie.
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04-11-2021, 10:56 AM | #104 |
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04-11-2021, 07:25 PM | #105 | |
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