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05-19-2014, 11:50 AM | #2 |
In Search of a Life
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Sounds crappy
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05-19-2014, 11:50 AM | #3 |
Spiraling down the Drain
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Prayers sent.
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05-19-2014, 11:51 AM | #4 |
MVP
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may the shartz be with you
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05-19-2014, 11:51 AM | #5 |
Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
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Gonna have to try a plunger
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05-19-2014, 11:51 AM | #6 |
Seize life. Be an ermine.
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You should check to be sure that they didn't accidentally sew your rectum shut.
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05-19-2014, 11:51 AM | #7 |
Wasted away again...
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Everyone knows you're full of shit.
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05-19-2014, 11:52 AM | #8 |
'Tis my eye!
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First of all, stop eating all that fiber. By ingesting fiber, you're actually forming bulk. Metamucil is actually making the problem worse, especially if you don't ingest that kind of fiber daily. It won't help you go, it will just fill you up.
I wouldn't recommend Senokot or any stimulant laxative as it's going to give you pain and cramping. You're on the right track with Milk of Magnesia but 1) two tablespoons is not enough and 2) you don't need an antacid Grab a bottle of this and drink the WHOLE thing. It is available everywhere that has a 3-aisle basic pharmacy and costs about $1. Wait 30 minutes to an hour. Don't get too far from the bathroom. It's safe and I guarantee you it will work. |
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05-19-2014, 11:52 AM | #9 |
Banned
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Ask your boyfriend for help. Seriously surprised this would be an issue for you.
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05-19-2014, 11:53 AM | #10 |
In Search of a Life
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Taco Bell
It has me shitting in no time. |
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05-19-2014, 11:55 AM | #11 |
I'll be back.
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05-19-2014, 11:56 AM | #12 |
Veteran
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Horrible feeling been there. Believe it or not an ER Dr recommended blueberry muffin from local chain. They were huge but did the job and tasted great. Do you drink coffee? Coffee and muffin is a sound play without bad side affects. For some reason Dr's are always less worried about this than patients.
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05-19-2014, 11:56 AM | #13 |
Tossed Salad & Scrambled Eggs
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I wonder if your system will back up, and you'll shit out your mouth?
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05-19-2014, 11:57 AM | #14 |
Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
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Tossed Salad & Scrambled Eggs
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Quote:
You know, the scene where the kid spikes the other kids drink with this stuff, then the kid shits blood and dies? |
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