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12-31-2019, 11:26 PM | #76 |
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Location: Independence, MO
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I spent several hours at a mandatory sober dance where we weren't allowed to dance with or talk to any of the many females that were there. Now I'm at home playing on my phone watching my roommate play video games.
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12-31-2019, 11:26 PM | #77 |
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Location: Missouri
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You all may not want to visualize this, but I am 72 years old and I just banged my 71 year old wife.
And someday all of you young bastards will realize how big of an accomplishment that is. Happy New Year! |
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12-31-2019, 11:29 PM | #78 |
legend
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12-31-2019, 11:33 PM | #79 | |
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Asking for a friend... |
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12-31-2019, 11:40 PM | #80 |
Tip of the hat LIV Champs
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: ks
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I'm at work quick break. Gonna set off "kick phone" for trouble call at midnight new year so security can come running and I laugh at them.
Happy happy happy New Years dumb bitches |
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12-31-2019, 11:43 PM | #81 |
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01-01-2020, 12:08 AM | #82 |
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01-01-2020, 12:08 AM | #83 |
El Gato Gordo Loco
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Earth
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Are you a Nazarene? I went to a Nazarene wedding. It was torture.
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01-01-2020, 12:11 AM | #84 |
El Gato Gordo Loco
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01-01-2020, 12:12 AM | #85 |
Mahomes or GTFO
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: KC
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I drank a healthy amount of bourbon and just took some NyQuil.
See ya in the spirit world. |
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01-01-2020, 12:14 AM | #86 |
The Constitutional Choo choo
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: homeof43conferencetitles
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I believe i just watched a 60 something Paula Abdul strut her fine 60 year old ass all over a stage.
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01-01-2020, 12:19 AM | #87 |
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01-01-2020, 12:22 AM | #88 |
legend
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01-01-2020, 12:23 AM | #89 |
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01-01-2020, 12:26 AM | #90 |
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Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Diving
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And we set-off some mortars leftover from the 4th..
Kids love it... |
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