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Old 08-20-2004, 06:42 PM   #2
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so does anybody here have any real pointers of course i am gonna use protection and make sure that shes on birth control.

but is there anything i should really know about that would make her want sex or is there anything i could do that woud make feel good about having sex with me.

as yall know yes i am still a virgin but see i really like this girl and this girl really likes me and i need to know what to do if u can tell that she is getting hot.

keep bringing the pointers plz, thanks.

47 was real....but that's probably after.....

In all seriousness, you start dating a girl.....you start hangin' out, and eventually nature just takes it's course usually; DON'T be timid about it, but don't be a smuck either....if she kisses back, try second base; if she gives you second, try stealin' third; if you make it to third, and she's still in a good mood and respondin'.....why stop there? It's not rocket science Roy....

Good luck; please report your progress to us back here.....
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Old 08-20-2004, 06:43 PM   #3
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Always eat her pussy out first before you have sex.
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Old 08-20-2004, 06:45 PM   #4
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Always eat her pussy out first before you have sex.
Quit tryin' to mislead the boy. Roy, you always do that after sex.....
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Old 08-20-2004, 06:47 PM   #5
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Quit tryin' to mislead the boy. Roy, you always do that after sex.....

Especially when you "blow" ya wad no less than 10 seconds, then you may be forced to do that.
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Old 08-20-2004, 06:50 PM   #6
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OMG ! Damn, Friday night entertainment !

I haven't began to read the responses yet, matter of fact, I'm not sure if I want too !

Alright, BRB, gotta start from the beginning.
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Old 08-20-2004, 06:53 PM   #7
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OMG ! Damn, Friday night entertainment !

I haven't began to read the resposes yet, matter of fact, I'm not sure if I want too !

Alright, BRB, gotta start from the beginning.


This should be good...
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Old 08-20-2004, 06:54 PM   #8
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OMG ! Damn, Friday night entertainment !

I haven't began to read the resposes yet, matter of fact, I'm not sure if I want too !

Alright, BRB, gotta start from the beginning.
Just the usual juvenile BS from us Planet members. Except the one about asking Jenny Gump. That is what he should do.
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Old 08-20-2004, 07:06 PM   #9
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OMG ! Damn, Friday night entertainment !

I haven't began to read the responses yet, matter of fact, I'm not sure if I want too !

Alright, BRB, gotta start from the beginning.
Eh....just how big a man are you Roy? I mean you aren't like 6'6 and 350 lbs or anything, are you?

....I mean, I was just jokin' with your boy here, and all.....hope you don't wanna open up a can of "whoop azz" on me, or anything. You know?

Friends? Chum? Buddy?

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Old 08-20-2004, 06:48 PM   #10
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47 was real....but that's probably after.....

In all seriousness, you start dating a girl.....you start hangin' out, and eventually nature just takes it's course usually; DON'T be timid about it, but don't be a smuck either....if she kisses back, try second base; if she gives you second, try stealin' third; if you make it to third, and she's still in a good mood and respondin'.....why stop there? It's not rocket science Roy....

Good luck; please report your progress to us back here.....
Oh great now he will take her to a baseball park break in and the next thing you know his dad will be getting a call to bail him out of jail.
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Old 08-20-2004, 06:53 PM   #11
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Oh great now he will take her to a baseball park break in and the next thing you know his dad will be getting a call to bail him out of jail.
What a hoot!

I can see the headline, "Local Lovebirds break into Kaufman Stadium."



Maybe we should tell him it's a metaphor....okay, Roy, listen up:

1st base: Kissing and caressing
2nd base: Inside the bra
3rd base: Inside the pants
"Home": Inside the box....er, "target" shall we say....

Hope this helps; if you need further assistance, ask your dad for his copy of Meatloaf's "Bat Out of Hell"....and cue, "Paradise By the DashBoard Lights."
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Old 08-21-2004, 02:13 PM   #12
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After a good nights rest I've decided that I need to give you some better advice. When the date starts to wind down I would:

1.) Smell of your armpit.
2.) Say in a really obnoxious voice "I'm ready for some puzzay!"

This will get you laid every time. Trust me. I learned this technique from KCMizzou.

Finally, there is only one person to blame for you being a virgin at 20 years of age............Dammit Carl!
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Old 08-21-2004, 02:15 PM   #13
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. I learned this technique from KCMizzou.
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Old 08-21-2004, 02:19 PM   #14
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Old 08-21-2004, 08:42 PM   #15
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After a good nights rest I've decided that I need to give you some better advice. When the date starts to wind down I would:

1.) Smell of your armpit.
2.) Say in a really obnoxious voice "I'm ready for some puzzay!"

This will get you laid every time. Trust me. I learned this technique from KCMizzou.

That's how KCMizzou taught ME to get puzzay as well!
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