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Old 04-09-2022, 12:13 PM   Topic Starter
Simply Red Simply Red is offline
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-- I shat at Kohl's today

Took o poop at Kohl's, not too bad at all.

Notes:

- soft lighting
- low volume background musiic
- nothing on floor + clean counters

One down vote was for a pellet turd remnant from earlier in the day hadn't flushed entirely (so that turned me off of that particular stall)

All in all no complaints
8.4 out of 10
no toilet contact was made
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Old 04-09-2022, 12:17 PM   #2
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Old 04-09-2022, 12:25 PM   #3
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Does this shat live near you?


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Old 04-09-2022, 12:25 PM   #4
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Old 04-09-2022, 12:25 PM   #5
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U shoulda taken some boxers from kohl's took a shit and not wiped then put them back on the shelf LOL
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Old 04-09-2022, 12:26 PM   #6
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not really sure what else you'd be doing in a Kohls
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Old 04-09-2022, 12:27 PM   #7
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I shit my pants last night on my couch. I am slowly learning at 40 years old you can never trust a fart.
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Old 04-09-2022, 12:40 PM   #8
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I trust kohl’s for a sanitary shit
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Old 04-09-2022, 01:24 PM   #9
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I shit my pants last night on my couch. I am slowly learning at 40 years old you can never trust a fart.
Think it's bad at 40? Wait until you are 60 ..

I'm waiting for someone to tell a story of standing up to pee at a Urinal only to realize it's not a fart that accompanied your need to take a pee.
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Old 04-10-2022, 12:07 PM   #10
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Think it's bad at 40? Wait until you are 60 ..

I'm waiting for someone to tell a story of standing up to pee at a Urinal only to realize it's not a fart that accompanied your need to take a pee.
Time to tell the story...

The only 2 places while on the road that I trust to use the bathroom is Buccee's and Cracker Barrel. This one occurred at a Cracker Barrel in TN.

We had been traveling all morning and breakfast was rumbling in my stomach and was letting me know it was just about exit time. It was near lunch time so the family all agreed on CB for lunch.

The family got seated and I headed to the bathroom and found an open and clean stall. I had just proceeded to drop a load and I hear a guy come in with his kid. The son went one urinal and dad to the other. Right in the middle of taking a leak the Dad let out a fart that left no doubt he should have gone to the other stall. It was hard enough to stifle my laugh as it was but when the kid said "eww Dad I think you crapped your pants!"

There was no way to stifle a laugh after that. I finished wiping, pulled up my pants and got out of the stall...making sure not to make any eye contact. I washed my hands as the dad instructed the son to go tell his Mom to get him a change of clothes and for him to bring them back.

I headed out into the general waiting area trying to work my way to the dining area. As luck would have it I was blocked by the boy who was trying to whisper to his mom about what he needed. The mom in exasperation told the boy to speak up.And true to child like manner he speaks up in a loud voice "Dad crapped his pants in the bathroom and needs new clothes ".

I've never seen someone turn so red and exit the building so fast.

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Old 04-10-2022, 03:04 PM   #11
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Time to tell the story...

The only 2 places while on the road that I trust to use the bathroom is Buccee's and Cracker Barrel. This one occurred at a Cracker Barrel in TN.

We had been traveling all morning and breakfast was rumbling in my stomach and was letting me know it was just about exit time. It was near lunch time so the family all agreed on CB for lunch.

The family got seated and I headed to the bathroom and found an open and clean stall. I had just proceeded to drop a load and I hear a guy come in with his kid. The son went one urinal and dad to the other. Right in the middle of taking a leak the Dad let out a fart that left no doubt he should have gone to the other stall. It was hard enough to stifle my laugh as it was but when the kid said "eww Dad I think you crapped your pants!"

There was no way to stifle a laugh after that. I finished wiping, pulled up my pants and got out of the stall...making sure not to make any eye contact. I washed my hands as the dad instructed the son to go tell his Mom to get him a change of clothes and for him to bring them back.

I headed out into the general waiting area trying to work my way to the dining area. As luck would have it I was blocked by the boy who was trying to whisper to his mom about what he needed. The mom in exasperation told the boy to speak up.And true to child like manner he speaks up in a loud voice "Dad crapped his pants in the bathroom and needs new clothes ".

I've never seen someone turn so red and exit the building so fast.

Ne
It was probably the apple cider. I had 2 large mugs of that and had to pull over on the shoulder between Columbia and Moberly to run and shit in the brush with a paper bag to wipe my ass with.
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Old 04-09-2022, 12:36 PM   #12
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did you use a ring of toilet paper or work those quads for the hover shite?
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Old 04-09-2022, 12:38 PM   #13
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I’ve shat at Kohl’s many times in the past! Always make toilet contact tho.
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Old 04-09-2022, 12:40 PM   #14
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I’ve shat at Kohl’s many times in the past! Always make toilet contact tho.
I didn't know that rabbis shopped at Kohl's.
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Old 07-04-2022, 08:16 PM   #15
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I didn't know that rabbis shopped at Kohl's.
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