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04-09-2022, 12:13 PM | Topic Starter |
You Sweetie!
Join Date: Sep 2005
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-- I shat at Kohl's today
Took o poop at Kohl's, not too bad at all.
Notes: - soft lighting - low volume background musiic - nothing on floor + clean counters One down vote was for a pellet turd remnant from earlier in the day hadn't flushed entirely (so that turned me off of that particular stall) All in all no complaints 8.4 out of 10 no toilet contact was made |
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04-09-2022, 12:17 PM | #2 |
Rabbi Goldmann
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You smell nice
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04-09-2022, 12:25 PM | #3 |
Tip of the hat LIV Champs
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Does this shat live near you?
How soft was the toilet paper? |
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04-09-2022, 12:25 PM | #4 |
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Good shit.
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04-09-2022, 12:25 PM | #5 |
Inmem 2.0
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U shoulda taken some boxers from kohl's took a shit and not wiped then put them back on the shelf LOL
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04-09-2022, 12:26 PM | #6 |
go to work wasted
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not really sure what else you'd be doing in a Kohls
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04-09-2022, 12:27 PM | #7 |
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I shit my pants last night on my couch. I am slowly learning at 40 years old you can never trust a fart.
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04-09-2022, 12:40 PM | #8 |
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I trust kohl’s for a sanitary shit
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04-09-2022, 01:24 PM | #9 | |
On Hiatus
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I'm waiting for someone to tell a story of standing up to pee at a Urinal only to realize it's not a fart that accompanied your need to take a pee. |
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04-10-2022, 12:07 PM | #10 | |
On Hiatus
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The only 2 places while on the road that I trust to use the bathroom is Buccee's and Cracker Barrel. This one occurred at a Cracker Barrel in TN. We had been traveling all morning and breakfast was rumbling in my stomach and was letting me know it was just about exit time. It was near lunch time so the family all agreed on CB for lunch. The family got seated and I headed to the bathroom and found an open and clean stall. I had just proceeded to drop a load and I hear a guy come in with his kid. The son went one urinal and dad to the other. Right in the middle of taking a leak the Dad let out a fart that left no doubt he should have gone to the other stall. It was hard enough to stifle my laugh as it was but when the kid said "eww Dad I think you crapped your pants!" There was no way to stifle a laugh after that. I finished wiping, pulled up my pants and got out of the stall...making sure not to make any eye contact. I washed my hands as the dad instructed the son to go tell his Mom to get him a change of clothes and for him to bring them back. I headed out into the general waiting area trying to work my way to the dining area. As luck would have it I was blocked by the boy who was trying to whisper to his mom about what he needed. The mom in exasperation told the boy to speak up.And true to child like manner he speaks up in a loud voice "Dad crapped his pants in the bathroom and needs new clothes ". I've never seen someone turn so red and exit the building so fast. Ne |
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04-10-2022, 03:04 PM | #11 | |
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04-09-2022, 12:36 PM | #12 |
I'll be back.
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did you use a ring of toilet paper or work those quads for the hover shite?
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04-09-2022, 12:38 PM | #13 |
What's up braj?
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I’ve shat at Kohl’s many times in the past! Always make toilet contact tho.
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04-09-2022, 12:40 PM | #14 |
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07-04-2022, 08:16 PM | #15 |
Sprinkle in some Mahomes
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