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02-13-2021, 05:12 PM | #2 |
It was not a fair catch
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odds are you die first.
either she kills you or you try to get away |
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02-13-2021, 05:14 PM | #3 |
Life is changing..
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Happy Valentine's Day!
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02-13-2021, 05:15 PM | #4 |
NFL's #1 Ermines Fan
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If she can't look out for her own wellbeing, she'll eventually be eaten by a large carnivore. That's how nature works.
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02-13-2021, 05:17 PM | #5 |
I'll be back.
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you should put a live snake in there
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02-13-2021, 05:19 PM | #6 |
MVP
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Lights were off, huh?
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02-13-2021, 05:29 PM | #7 |
Live free or die hard
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02-13-2021, 05:31 PM | #8 |
MER
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Location: Colorado
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We just don't like to think you guys are rude.
When you lift the lid and pee, you occasionally dribble and or splash on the exposed rim. When the lid gets lowered it comes in contact with the pee. When we go to lower the lid after you pee we get to touch your pee. It's bullshit. Sit like the rest of us. |
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02-13-2021, 05:33 PM | #9 |
Fish are scared of me
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Just tell her any time she's done to leave the lid up or it'll be covered in piss.
Just like the floor! |
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02-13-2021, 05:33 PM | #10 |
error 404
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02-13-2021, 05:37 PM | #11 |
testing ... 1, 2, 3
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Location: Tennessee
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FYI ...
FAX UNIVERSITY offers a course that teaches women how to pee standing up. Advanced classes begin in March. FAX |
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02-13-2021, 05:37 PM | #12 |
It's Five O'Clock Somewhere
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02-13-2021, 05:38 PM | #13 |
MER
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02-13-2021, 05:50 PM | #14 | |
Live free or die hard
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Quote:
The only times in life where my genital areas are exposed and I'm not paying attention to what's going on in the immediate area is sex and the doctor office. This flaw is a woman flaw. |
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02-13-2021, 05:50 PM | #15 |
NFL's #1 Ermines Fan
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I'm getting pricing to redo a bathroom, and I'm currently including the Toto Washlet Supreme 350e bidet toilet. Among its many features are a night light and a motion sensor that raises and lowers the seat as you approach and leave. Apparently it can't differentiate gender, though, because it only raises the top lid upon approach. It lowers both when you leave, though.
https://www.bidetsplus.com/review-toto-s350e-S300e.html |
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