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Old 12-18-2019, 11:24 AM  
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Stopping Porch Pirates
Apologize if a Q. Some of my neighbors had stuff stolen off their porch in the past week. This guy is a former NASA scientist who is a true "mad scientist" with a brilliant way to punish porch pirates and reward people who do the right thing. 18 minutes, but very entertaining. Careful, some language...
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Old 12-18-2019, 11:36 AM   #2
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I've seen this before. I think of it everytime I see a package somewhere. I think it's hilarious.

Goddamn thieves!
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Old 12-18-2019, 11:42 AM   #3
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It should blow up at the end and kill the thief. That would be funny.
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Old 12-18-2019, 11:45 AM   #4
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Old 12-18-2019, 12:08 PM   #5
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instead of fart spray, he should've tried to get his hands on some government grade ebola virus.
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Old 12-18-2019, 12:24 PM   #6
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I’m always amazed at the mentality of porch pirates.

How do they know what’s in the Package is worth potentially going to jail for?

I mean, what if it’s a box of underwear??
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Old 12-18-2019, 12:27 PM   #7
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Old 12-18-2019, 12:28 PM   #8
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I’m always amazed at the mentality of porch pirates.

How do they know what’s in the Package is worth potentially going to jail for?

I mean, what if it’s a box of underwear??

I walked by a vagrant today who was sleeping on the median, and he had stolen one of the sandwich board signs from a restaurant. It was sitting there leaning against a tree. I think some of those people are more interested in the act of stealing than in gaining anything of value.
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Old 12-18-2019, 12:30 PM   #9
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also, never buy a sandwich from a homeless guy. no matter how awesome the sign he might have is.


I'll never do that again.
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Old 12-18-2019, 12:35 PM   #10
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In my neighborhood, someone stole the huge, metal, multi-home mailbox.

People are strange. I imagine that is 50 counts of felony mail theft.
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Old 12-18-2019, 12:37 PM   #11
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also, never buy a sandwich from a homeless guy. no matter how awesome the sign he might have is.


I'll never do that again.
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Old 12-18-2019, 12:38 PM   #12
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I saw one the other day where an Amazon driver delivered a package. He then took a picture that he uploaded that showed it was delivered. Then he took the package and left.

Did all of this right in front of a Ring doorbell. Should be pretty easy to track him down and Fire his ass.
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Old 12-18-2019, 12:41 PM   #13
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I’m always amazed at the mentality of porch pirates.

How do they know what’s in the Package is worth potentially going to jail for?

I mean, what if it’s a box of underwear??
In a lot of places, cops won't do shit about it so it's pretty much risk-free.
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Old 12-18-2019, 12:51 PM   #14
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Apologize if a Q. Some of my neighbors had stuff stolen off their porch in the past week. This guy is a former NASA scientist who is a true "mad scientist" with a brilliant way to punish porch pirates and reward people who do the right thing. 18 minutes, but very entertaining. Careful, some language...


I’ve seen this before but it’s still great.
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Old 12-18-2019, 12:52 PM   #15
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also, never buy a sandwich from a homeless guy. no matter how awesome the sign he might have is.


I'll never do that again.

Geezus

I’ve never been that hungry.
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