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Tom Brady Finally Addresses His Balls
https://www.totalprosports.com/2020/...another-color/
One of the eye-popping stories came when Brady shared an injury he suffered to his testicles. Brady said that he suffered a hernia while playing, but didn’t know how bad it was until he pulled down his shorts and saw the damage. “The testicles were like, literally like one side was like an orange,” Brady said. “And then the other side was normal. And I was like ‘something’s wrong here.'” Backup quarterback Matt Cassel was there to not only see the injury, but make fun of Brady as well. “My backup quarterback at the time, Matt Cassel, drew pictures of me with this one huge testicle on one side, and he would leave them in my locker every day,” Brady said. “‘Purple balls’ he’d call me.” |
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Matt Cassel's sense of humor is apparently as highly evolved as his quarterbackery.
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I think this is an opportunity for MS painters to make replica of these said drawings
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04-10-2020, 12:26 PM | #6 |
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Tom "Purple Balls" Brady
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04-10-2020, 12:34 PM | #7 |
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Halo there
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04-10-2020, 12:34 PM | #8 |
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I've never spent time in a football locker room, but how did Matt Cassel know what it looked like? Did Tom come over and say, "Hey, check this out." Did Belichick say in a team meeting that "Tom's got an enlarged testicle. Tom, come up here and show us."? Or was Matt just looking anyway? Shouldn't Tom be wearing a towel or something?
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04-10-2020, 12:37 PM | #9 | |
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04-10-2020, 12:40 PM | #10 |
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Okay, I actually found a small shred of respect for Matt Cassel
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04-10-2020, 12:47 PM | #12 |
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04-10-2020, 12:51 PM | #13 |
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He's Mahomie!
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I thought this was about deflategate.
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