Getting old sucks

[penguinz]

The older you get the less you can trust a fart to not turn into a shart.

[penguinz]

Originally Posted by Frazod

Looking for the glasses that I'm actually wearing is another good one. "Have you seen my [raises hand to face] - uh, never mind."

Admittedly, even in my younger days I was a bit flighty, so I didn't exactly start this downhill slide from a position of strength.

We all have a quirks!