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I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
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Jizz-sniffing janitor busts elementary school teacher
Awesome. Our country is ****ed up.
http://www.hollandsentinel.com/news/...ecent-exposure Quote:
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Banned
Join Date: Jan 2009
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Man, if the urge hits you THAT hard, go sit in the car.
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Join Date: Aug 2000
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How was he "indecently exposing" himself if he was in a locked room by himself and evidently unobserved?
Not that I don't have to question the propriety of a teacher who jacks off at school... |
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Like I woke up in Wonderland..
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: KCMO
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if masterbating in schools is wrong, I don't wanna be right.
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Draconian Warlord
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Drakonia
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come again?
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#6 |
WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS
Join Date: Aug 2000
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Jesus. This story is just so wrong, at every level.
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Time Keeps On Slipping
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Overland Park
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#8 |
MVP
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: nemo
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my questions are, why's the janitor sniffing tissues he's pulling out of wastebaskets, and how the hell does he know what semen smells like?
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Time Keeps On Slipping
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Overland Park
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Why? I'm assuming the dude can't do it home cause of his uber-religious wife and kids so he had to resort to flogging his dolphin at his place of work, which happened to be a school. It's not like he was doing it in front of kids or anything. If dude gets 2 years for this bullshit and even worse gets labeled as a sexual deviant, this country is ****ing broken in more ways than I had already thought.
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Cheat Death
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Land of Drincoln
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Guarantee that janitor keeps a decade old cum rag near the head of his bed. Only way to recognize that smell...so I've heard.
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MVP
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: nemo
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i have a suggestion for Smellympics - Round 1, Heat 5
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#12 |
Draconian Warlord
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Drakonia
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in related news, the Principal says that same teacher has a firm hand shake.....
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21st Century Schizoid Fan
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: The Gates of Delirium
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21st Century Schizoid Fan
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: The Gates of Delirium
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I don't know how you could put yourself in such a sticky situation.
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NFL's #1 Ermines Fan
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: My house
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This is going to drive men completely out of the teaching profession.
In all seriousness, WTF? This should have been handled by the principal saying, "Um, go home and do that, m'kay?" Not by felony charges. |
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