Old People Thread

[kozzman555]

Hello old people of CP! Do you ever think about wanting to talk about problems you and other old people have? Is this football forum the only place on the internet you know how to get to? Well look no further! This old man thread is here for you to talk about your trials and tribulations.

Have an itch to complain about how the young generation doesn't know what hard work is? Post it in here! Are there some birds that need yelled or do you have neighbors that play music too loud? We'd love to hear about it! Did you fill your diapers and want to complain about the poor quality of Chinese products? Please regale us!

So if you can barely see letters in this thread without zooming in, but refuse to give up your drivers license, we'd love to read what you have to tell us! Come on in, bring your Werther's candy, and folksy tales of how things used to be!

[Frazod]

Originally Posted by Kman34

I hate the new country music and I hate people who make that heart sign with their fingers and thumb..

That's no shit. There's a local station that plays shit that sounds like some unholy combination of country and grunge. It's absolutely vile.

[Stewie]

Originally Posted by seclark

My one son gave me a clock for my birthday
With the days of the week on it
And I look at it first thing every morning
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I use my vitamin organizer to tell me which day it is. Useful since retiring.

[AdolfOliverBush]

Originally Posted by Katipan

Like have an irrational hatred over something that has no effect on your life whatsoever.

And pick their nose.

Hey, I said it was irrational. Now make some heart hands and hold them real still...

[Katipan]

Originally Posted by AdolfOliverBush

Hey, I said it was irrational. Now make some heart hands and hold them real still...

You also said other things but hey there's a squirrel lets ride bikes.

[2bikemike]

I play golf with a gentleman that is 94 years old. He plays 3 times a week. He told me he's thinking of quitting at 95. His wife said to him, "if you quit golf then what in the hell are you going to do?"

I never wanted to be an old man. But if I am as spry as this guy is at 95 it might not be so bad! I use him as an excuse to play golf as much as possible. I tell my wife if she wants me to live a long life I gotta play golf at least 3 times a week!

[penguinz]

Originally Posted by Katipan

Like have an irrational hatred over something that has no effect on your life whatsoever.

And pick their nose.

If picking your nose isn't a necessity you aren't old yet. Especially during the dry winter months.

[WilliamTheIrish]

Originally Posted by Frazod

Next month will be 40 years since I graduated high school. A year from now will be the 40th anniversary of my joining the Navy.

I wore a Chiefs hat yesterday that's older than most of my coworkers.

Yeah, **** you.

Hahahah! I have a Chiefs hat from 1989 season like Marty wore. People ask me if I found it in a museum.

I have a lot of clothing that went out of style, came back in style, went out of style and is coming back in style.

Proof that my life is a circle.

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by AdolfOliverBush

The ****ing heart hands. I have an irrational hatred of that garbage. I despise it.

Why do young Japanese women always make peace signs in photos?

[ptlyon]

Yoko Ono

[AdolfOliverBush]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

Why do young Japanese women always make peace signs in photos?

Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

[seclark]

Damn

[old_geezer]

Originally Posted by Frazod

Next month will be 40 years since I graduated high school. A year from now will be the 40th anniversary of my joining the Navy.

I wore a Chiefs hat yesterday that's older than most of my coworkers.

Yeah, **** you.

59 years for me. Heck, we had a 19" black and white tv and we were high class!

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by AdolfOliverBush

Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

So if we had dropped a third one, they would hold up three fingers?

[Katipan]

It’s because we like American white men.
Less these days but still.

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by Katipan

It’s because we like American white men.
Less these days but still.

That means I've missed a lot of signals at tourist sites. I hope I didn't offend those women.