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Old 04-20-2010, 01:15 PM  
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Jizz-sniffing janitor busts elementary school teacher

Awesome. Our country is ****ed up.

http://www.hollandsentinel.com/news/...ecent-exposure

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Hamilton schools teacher Daniel DuPuis faces felony charge for indecent exposure

A Hamilton Community Schools teacher has been arraigned on a felony charge related to allegedly masturbating in school.

Daniel James DuPuis was arraigned Monday in Allegan County District Court on a charge of aggravated indecent exposure which carries a maximum penalty of up to two years in prison. Offenses are alleged to have happened between Jan. 1 and April.

DuPuis, 28, of Holland, who was teaching music at Hamilton Elementary and Hamilton Middle School, was arrested Friday. He has been released on a $5,000 bond.

In a letter sent to parents on Friday, school administrators said they learned of an incident Thursday and contacted police. School officials said DuPuis was suspended without pay and that the alleged activity involved no contact with students or other staff.

According to court records, the Michigan State Police was contacted by school administrators after a janitor found a tissue that “smelled like semen” in a wastebasket in a room at the middle school. DuPuis was interviewed by a state police trooper and the middle school principal Scott Smith.

On several other occasions, according to the record of a probable cause hearing held Friday, the janitor had noted suspicious items in the trash, including a pair of “panties.”

DuPuis admitted to masturbating five times in a locked office area with a glass door and a window with no shade but denied connection to the underwear, according to court records.

He reportedly said students did use the room to practice during lunch and that when the students left, he locked the door of the office and masturbated, with no students around.

DePuis has a wife and two small children and is a worship leader for Engedi Church in Holland, court testimony shows.

The church website lists him as worship director with a B.A. in music education from Hope College.

A call to Engedi Tuesday was not immediately returned.

Speaking before the arraignment Monday, Superintendent Scott Korpak emphasized that “there is no involvement of students ... no involvement of other staff members.”

The charge alleges that DuPuis made “an open or indecent exposure” of himself while fondling himself.
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Old 04-21-2010, 12:37 AM   #106
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And I'd like to see the process map of how this all culminated, too.

We know Steps 1 through 3.

1. Janitor goes to empty wastebasket.
2. Janitor smells something suspicious. Say, "Hmm, smells like semen."
3. Janitor starts smelling stuff in trash can until he finds tissue.

But what next? Logically, it seems like this would have happened.

4. Janitor says, "Who would have been masturbating in here? I should tell the principal."
5. Janitor takes tissue to principal, says, "Sniff this."
6. Principals confirms semen smell.
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Old 04-21-2010, 01:52 AM   #107
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Janitor said finding the tissue was just a stroke of luck...



Seriously though...what's the point of locking the glass door?
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Old 04-21-2010, 03:10 AM   #108
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Heh. My wife is uber-religious and our b/r life is better than fine.
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Old 04-21-2010, 05:11 AM   #109
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This thread is disturbing yet funny at the same time.
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Old 04-21-2010, 06:05 AM   #110
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Get your 15 minutes of fame by smelling jizz, unbelievable.
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Old 04-21-2010, 06:31 AM   #111
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I think the Janitor is way more disturbed than the masturbater
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Old 04-21-2010, 11:39 AM   #112
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I've honestly never smelled my own jizz, maybe mine is less smelly than most of you guys.

I've also never masturbated at any of my jobs, but I have had sex at a couple previous jobs. I think if I caught one of my employees beating it into mashed potatoes I'd fire them on the spot. Its just creepy, and I'm pretty open minded.
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Old 04-21-2010, 11:51 AM   #113
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He should have used the "I brings the ruckus to the ladies" defense.

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Old 04-21-2010, 12:01 PM   #114
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Old 04-21-2010, 12:13 PM   #115
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Old 04-21-2010, 12:15 PM   #116
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SNFN8EZ
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Old 04-21-2010, 12:21 PM   #117
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I think the Janitor is way more disturbed than the masturbater
I think we've found a new legal term when this is entered into court as a prosecution exhibit: "Jizzedence."

"Your honor, I'd like to enter this used tissue confiscated by the janitorial staff as Jizzedence "Exhibit A"....."
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Old 04-21-2010, 02:10 PM   #118
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my questions are, why's the janitor sniffing tissues he's pulling out of wastebaskets, and how the hell does he know what semen smells like?

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Repizzle.
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Old 06-28-2024, 11:42 AM   #119
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Old 06-28-2024, 12:02 PM   #120
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