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Old 04-20-2010, 01:15 PM  
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Jizz-sniffing janitor busts elementary school teacher
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http://www.hollandsentinel.com/news/...ecent-exposure

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Hamilton schools teacher Daniel DuPuis faces felony charge for indecent exposure

A Hamilton Community Schools teacher has been arraigned on a felony charge related to allegedly masturbating in school.

Daniel James DuPuis was arraigned Monday in Allegan County District Court on a charge of aggravated indecent exposure which carries a maximum penalty of up to two years in prison. Offenses are alleged to have happened between Jan. 1 and April.

DuPuis, 28, of Holland, who was teaching music at Hamilton Elementary and Hamilton Middle School, was arrested Friday. He has been released on a $5,000 bond.

In a letter sent to parents on Friday, school administrators said they learned of an incident Thursday and contacted police. School officials said DuPuis was suspended without pay and that the alleged activity involved no contact with students or other staff.

According to court records, the Michigan State Police was contacted by school administrators after a janitor found a tissue that “smelled like semen” in a wastebasket in a room at the middle school. DuPuis was interviewed by a state police trooper and the middle school principal Scott Smith.

On several other occasions, according to the record of a probable cause hearing held Friday, the janitor had noted suspicious items in the trash, including a pair of “panties.”

DuPuis admitted to masturbating five times in a locked office area with a glass door and a window with no shade but denied connection to the underwear, according to court records.

He reportedly said students did use the room to practice during lunch and that when the students left, he locked the door of the office and masturbated, with no students around.

DePuis has a wife and two small children and is a worship leader for Engedi Church in Holland, court testimony shows.

The church website lists him as worship director with a B.A. in music education from Hope College.

A call to Engedi Tuesday was not immediately returned.

Speaking before the arraignment Monday, Superintendent Scott Korpak emphasized that “there is no involvement of students ... no involvement of other staff members.”

The charge alleges that DuPuis made “an open or indecent exposure” of himself while fondling himself.
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Old 04-20-2010, 05:44 PM   #91
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Old 04-20-2010, 06:53 PM   #92
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Old 04-20-2010, 06:54 PM   #93
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Furthermore, why would the teacher admit to this? Just say "it wasn't me".
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Old 04-20-2010, 07:44 PM   #94
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Furthermore, why would the teacher admit to this? Just say "it wasn't me".
I was wondering that too. What are they going to do -- do a DNA test? Administer a lie-detector test?
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Old 04-20-2010, 08:03 PM   #95
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Old 04-20-2010, 08:08 PM   #96
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Wow, what a ****ed up situation.

The teacher should absolutely be suspended and lose his job. It's not like the guy was in a bathroom stall whacking it (which is bad enough on school property), but he was in a band room. He's obviously a sexually confused/frustrated man, which isn't surprising given the description of his life.

The janitor should be suspended for a few days as well. That's not only weird behavior but it probably violates privacy laws.

What a couple of ****ups.

And for the record, I have NO ****ing idea what male sperm smells like. Some of you guys are sick.
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Old 04-20-2010, 08:24 PM   #97
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And for the record, I have NO ****ing idea what male sperm smells like. Some of you guys are sick.
What about female sperm? You have a handle on that?
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Old 04-20-2010, 08:30 PM   #98
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When you reuse a tissue that has a load of dick snot in it? Does it make your carbon footprint smaller?
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I was wondering that too. What are they going to do -- do a DNA test? Administer a lie-detector test?
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When you reuse a tissue that has a load of dick snot in it? Does it make your carbon footprint smaller?
yes, but it also makes your nostrils stick together
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And I'd like to see the process map of how this all culminated, too.

We know Steps 1 through 3.

1. Janitor goes to empty wastebasket.
2. Janitor smells something suspicious. Say, "Hmm, smells like semen."
3. Janitor starts smelling stuff in trash can until he finds tissue.

But what next? Logically, it seems like this would have happened.

4. Janitor says, "Who would have been masturbating in here? I should tell the principal."
5. Janitor takes tissue to principal, says, "Sniff this."
6. Principals confirms semen smell.

Okay, at this point why did they decide to investigate? The odds are 99 percent that it's a student and not a teacher. So what next?

7. Janitor and principal look for tissue box that matches used sample, find it on teacher's desk.
8. Somehow, they rule out students using the tissues.
9. They look around for a private area where the act could occur, and identify the office.

Then what? Did they find other tissues? Computer porn? Stains on a chair? How did they link the tissue to the teacher without forcing an (ahem) lineup and sample collection? Did they do a CSI lab thing and test tissue rips to estimate the exit velocity, whether the perpetrator was left-handed or right-handed? Were there small stains in the office that allowed them to estimate the perpetrator's height?

10. Somehow they decide to accuse the teacher and confront him.
11. For reasons unknown, the teacher confesses? Or did they take the tissue to a CSI lab and have the DNA analyzed?

I don't understand how this went from Point A to Point B.
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Old 04-21-2010, 12:31 AM   #105
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Why? I'm assuming the dude can't do it home cause of his uber-religious wife and kids so he had to resort to flogging his dolphin at his place of work,
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