*****Official Chiefsplanet "I have a random thought" Thread*****

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Just in case you have some random thought and feel like starting a thread over it, you can just bump this one.

[booger]

welcome to the jungle

[JD10367]

Originally Posted by booger

some girls like guys with goatees cause when they go down to the warm wet cave and yell where's waldo while looking for the missing rodents, the goatee hairs tickle the giblets

Yes, but the drawback to the goatee is what I like to call the "glazed donut" effect. An wash that chin all you might, but you'll be walking down the street a few hours and later and still go... :::sniff sniff::: "Hmmm..."

[JD10367]

Originally Posted by booger

welcome to the jungle

The rubyfruit jungle.

[booger]

savor thy flavor

[booger]

Originally Posted by JD10367

The rubyfruit jungle.

juicyfruit, the taste is gonna move ya!

[Mecca]

This thread is going to very strange places...

[Tribal Warfare]

titties

[Gonzo]

Originally Posted by JD10367

Well, if you're 40 or older, and remember the seventies, everyone was a jungle back then, LOL.

Someone needs to tell Lumpy to get with the times...
Now that I have a goatee, I'm afraid of that whole "velcro" effect.
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[JD10367]

Originally Posted by Gonzo

Someone needs to tell Lumpy to get with the times...
Now that I have a goatee, I'm afraid of that whole "velcro" effect.
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Well, there are worse things you can get your goatee entangled in, no?

[Mecca]

Ha, what about women that basically have a 5 o'clock shadow.....bit stubbly if you will.

[JD10367]

Originally Posted by Mecca

Ha, what about women that basically have a 5 o'clock shadow.....bit stubbly if you will.

Two words for you: rubber gasket.

[booger]

Originally Posted by Gonzo

Someone needs to tell Lumpy to get with the times...
Now that I have a goatee, I'm afraid of that whole "velcro" effect.
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just rip it off her with some duct tape.

also each month cut it into the shape of a different state to make things fun like she's a geography teacher or something.

otherwise contact Delano cause a few days back when we had a similar pube discussion he said something about having dreads in his puby region.

and if lumpy gets pissed about the duct tape thing please blame that on Delano too.

[booger]

Originally Posted by JD10367

Two words for you: rubber gasket.

reminds me of those thing in pubelic toilets, whatever ya wanna call em, butt koozies or wax paper ass gaskets.

[Hammock Parties]

Shadoop dooby doo.

Originally Posted by Taco John

Personally, I think it's awesome... I think he'll be a great fit for our offense. I don't buy any of the negative hype about this kid. He's a dedicated football player who isn't the character problem that people want to say he is, just because he believed enough in himself to challenge the system. That's exactly the kind of guy that I want on my team. And the misconception that he slowed down because he got fat will be disproven in no time. This kid is a dedicated workout warrior...

This kid is hungry. I think we got a great pick.

[booger]

oh jamaal meet our new friend justin bannon