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Old 06-25-2007, 04:21 PM  
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Laptops, motorcycles, and hot chicks (a compilation)
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This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.
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Old 06-25-2008, 12:58 PM   #1276
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Old 06-25-2008, 12:58 PM   #1277
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Oh - and here we are again with a couple of other folks who like motorcycles. It appears the one on the left may have picked up a little extra burn around the mouth there - perhaps from sucking on the tailpipe - no?
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Old 06-25-2008, 12:59 PM   #1278
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Old 06-25-2008, 12:59 PM   #1279
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Old 06-25-2008, 12:59 PM   #1280
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Nice tan, too. You lay out or tanning beds?
I live in Atlanta. I can get a tan outside in like 10 minutes.

ANd this Donger guy is obsessive. Askin me about my dad. Um he is doing fine thanks. Hates me riding though.
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Old 06-25-2008, 12:59 PM   #1281
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Old 06-25-2008, 01:00 PM   #1282
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This chick is definitely a butterface.
Big time. Nice body though. Just hit it from behind.
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Old 06-25-2008, 01:00 PM   #1283
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Old 06-25-2008, 01:00 PM   #1284
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Is he a Gotti?
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Old 06-25-2008, 01:00 PM   #1285
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I live in Atlanta. I can get a tan outside in like 10 minutes.
On your whole body? So you lay out?
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Old 06-25-2008, 01:01 PM   #1286
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Big time. Nice body though. Just hit it from behind.
I would happily penetrate her.
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Old 06-25-2008, 01:01 PM   #1287
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I live in Atlanta. I can get a tan outside in like 10 minutes.

ANd this Donger guy is obsessive. Askin me about my dad. Um he is doing fine thanks. Hates me riding though.
One last question: are you homosexual?
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Old 06-25-2008, 01:01 PM   #1288
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That "fat" girl is one of my good friends Jessica. She is cool as hell.

And yeah I have been known to get with older women on occasion. Hide your wives cause you know they would be more interested in a young in shape guy like me rather than an old fat guy like some of you guys hahaha
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Old 06-25-2008, 01:01 PM   #1289
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Old 06-25-2008, 01:02 PM   #1290
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I like the picture that rounds out his entire jerk file. It's Brad Pitt. I wonder if Brad likes motorcycles.
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