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Old 01-22-2005, 08:20 AM   #2
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My two daughters are pretty opened about their sex lives, they claim to like it. I told them that old dad never ever wanted to try to do the poop chute thingy and the wife told me she has a frying pan bigger than my head.

But then the son in law told me he likes to go down on the fudge factory. Kids ?
I consider myself to be pretty darn open, but these are both things I never want to be told about by my children...
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Old 01-22-2005, 08:24 AM   #3
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I consider myself to be pretty darn open, but these are both things I never want to be told about by my children...

We are a close knit family.

I do find it interesting to hear some of the other stories ( sex toys, etc. ) that I missed as I grew up a kid .

Needless to say, it's not the same as my days !
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Old 01-22-2005, 02:24 PM   #4
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Yeah. I hope I'm never invovled in a conversation that includes the sentence, "Dad, I take it in the ass."
I might not be able to make it down to Rolla...
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Old 01-22-2005, 03:58 PM   #5
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Why? Were you planning on telling me you take it in the ass?

I'm not really your dad, btw.



A lotta good stuff in this thread...
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Old 01-22-2005, 03:48 PM   #6
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Yeah. I hope I'm never invovled in a conversation that includes the sentence, "Dad, I take it in the ass."
Especially with your father.
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Old 01-22-2005, 08:24 AM   #7
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My two daughters are pretty opened about their sex lives, they claim to like it. I told them that old dad never ever wanted to try to do the poop chute thingy and the wife told me she has a frying pan bigger than my head.

But then the son in law told me he likes to go down on the fudge factory. Kids ?
I'm....somewhat concerned about just how open you are with your kids. I don't think I could be that frank and forthright with my own...
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Old 01-22-2005, 08:26 AM   #8
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I'm....somewhat concerned about just how open you are with your kids. I don't think I could be that frank and forthright with my own...
Just stories, that's it. Changing life styles of young adults growing up. No need to read more into this.

But I did tell the son in law that I prefer the store bought'n fudge or the Betty Crocker box mix.

I think he called it, tossing the salad or dirty sanchez ? What's up with that ? It's outta my league .
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Old 01-22-2005, 08:35 AM   #9
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Just stories, that's it. Changing life styles of young adults growing up. No need to read more into this.
Yeah, I know. And I'm not reading anymore into it than what you posted. I guess the difference is that I had a son--I didn't father a daughter so I don't know what that experience is like. But my gut reaction is that if my girl, my little princess, told me that she had a keen hankerin' for the anal romance, ole dad would probably fall down and repeatedly bash his head into the floor til his brainpan cracks...
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Old 01-22-2005, 08:40 AM   #10
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Yeah, I know. And I'm not reading anymore into it than what you posted. I guess the difference is that I had a son--I didn't father a daughter so I don't know what that experience is like. But my gut reaction is that if my girl, my little princess, told me that she had a keen hankerin' for the anal romance, ole dad would probably fall down and repeatedly bash his head into the floor til his brainpan cracks...
I hear ya, I was once that way. The look of shock was evident at first, the more they spoke, the more I realized that sexual lifestyles with young adults have changed as much as music has changed over the years.

I'm still old fashioned to the 50's,60's 70's and early 80's music and sexual ways as I grew up.

These kids today are of a new era........
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Old 01-22-2005, 08:43 AM   #11
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These kids today are of a new era........
This much is true, Roy...this much is true.
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Old 01-22-2005, 09:02 AM   #12
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Yeah, I know. And I'm not reading anymore into it than what you posted. I guess the difference is that I had a son--I didn't father a daughter so I don't know what that experience is like. But my gut reaction is that if my girl, my little princess, told me that she had a keen hankerin' for the anal romance, ole dad would probably fall down and repeatedly bash his head into the floor til his brainpan cracks...
No kidding! I do have a daughter and a son. I am very open with them as far as mistakes I have made and such. I have talked about sex with both of them, it went something like this...

Son you are at a age where you and girls are going to be in a situations where your hormones start doing the thinking. I would prefer you waited untill you were older, however if you do have sex wear a rubber. There are STDs that last a life time now days, also if you knock up a girl you and her lifes will change forever and be much tougher. Plus her dad may try to kill you.

The talk with my daughter went someting like this... Honey if you ever get knocked up I will kill the father, then looked at the ex-wife and said tell her the rest, and walked out of the room.
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Old 01-22-2005, 03:54 PM   #13
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The talk with my daughter went someting like this... Honey if you ever get knocked up I will kill the father
I'm thinking my convo with my daughter would go very much along these lines. I just don't understand how you guys who have daughters deal with sexual issues w/o wanting to kill every post-pubescent male on the planet...
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Old 01-22-2005, 01:52 PM   #14
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But my gut reaction is that if my girl, my little princess, told me that she had a keen hankerin' for the anal romance, ole dad would probably fall down and repeatedly bash his head into the floor til his brainpan cracks...
There is an upside to that though...

Despite my horrid grades in biology, unless I missed something, they can't grow no babies there...
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Old 01-22-2005, 01:54 PM   #15
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There is an upside to that though...

Despite my horrid grades in biology, unless I missed something, they can't grow no babies there...
I think FC was not referring to the act itself, only the thought of his daughter talking about it with him.
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