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08-21-2004, 08:46 AM | #256 |
Sexiest Athlete
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Gucci sunglasses.
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08-21-2004, 10:30 AM | #257 |
Free Born Man of the USA
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I see the hall of fame in this threads future.
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08-21-2004, 11:15 AM | #258 |
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Something to remember when dealing with women is that they use language differently than men. You may say a particular phrase, and they will hear it with a totally different meaning.
Here are a few examples: GOOD: What is that fragrance? BAD: What is that odor? GOOD: You look hot! BAD: You're sweaty! GOOD: Have you eaten already? BAD: There is something in your teeth. |
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08-21-2004, 11:22 AM | #259 | |
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08-21-2004, 11:32 AM | #260 | |
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08-21-2004, 11:34 AM | #261 | |
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08-21-2004, 01:29 PM | #262 |
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is this a classic yet?
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08-21-2004, 01:50 PM | #263 | |
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Make sure the kid is at least 18 or its illegal. If in doubt check her drivers license real quick when she goes to powder her nose. No drivers license at all? Get rid of her ASAP!!! |
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08-21-2004, 02:09 PM | #264 |
Please no Vick!!!!!!
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Nice Shoes, You wanna fuck?
That one always works.........just remember to compliment her shoes. |
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08-21-2004, 02:13 PM | #265 |
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After a good nights rest I've decided that I need to give you some better advice. When the date starts to wind down I would:
1.) Smell of your armpit. 2.) Say in a really obnoxious voice "I'm ready for some puzzay!" This will get you laid every time. Trust me. I learned this technique from KCMizzou. Finally, there is only one person to blame for you being a virgin at 20 years of age............Dammit Carl! |
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08-21-2004, 02:15 PM | #266 | |
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08-21-2004, 02:19 PM | #267 | |
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08-21-2004, 06:55 PM | #268 | |
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08-21-2004, 08:21 PM | #269 | |
Brrrrr.....
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08-21-2004, 08:26 PM | #270 | |
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This post may not get Roy laid on the first date, but he's definitely getting some eventually. Gochiefs could get laid following these directions. http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...&postcount=246 |
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