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Old 04-05-2024, 07:57 AM  
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****Official LOL at the British Thread****

I've taken quite a few potshots at Womble and other brits here through the years. I figure we may as well have a dedicated thread for all things Brit failure. Please feel free to add any and all hilarious british things here. Like how poor they are, or how bad their teeth are, or needing 124 licenses to exist! I'll start us off with a FB group I'm in sharing an illegal weapon!!!

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Old 04-05-2024, 12:15 PM   #61
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Any nation and its people can be ridiculed, but why would anyone hate Brits specifically? Lol
Pompous blowhards whose national pastime is lecturing Americans on racism and gun control.
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Old 04-05-2024, 12:15 PM   #62
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Why does that make America better? I'm awesome. He's a miserable limey. You don't like limeys, right?
You are not awesome and believe in some anti-American policies.

So yeah.

I dislike Tories more.
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Old 04-05-2024, 12:16 PM   #63
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How does this guy have the brass neck to accuse anyone else of being miserable? Lol
WTF is a brass neck? English mother ****er!@!! Do you speak it??
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Old 04-05-2024, 12:17 PM   #64
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You are not awesome and believe in some anti-American policies.

So yeah.

I dislike Tories more.
Like what?

Again, learn what a Tory is. Once you do, you'll stop trying to claim I am one. Or not.
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Old 04-05-2024, 12:17 PM   #65
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I think people who live in a country that allows a place like Alabama to be a part of it could pick a more suitable punching bag. Russia, China, Iran, North Korea, etc.
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Old 04-05-2024, 12:19 PM   #66
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Old 04-05-2024, 12:22 PM   #67
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Like what?

Again, learn what a Tory is. Once you do, you'll stop trying to claim I am one. Or not.
Your response to COVID-19.

I know and you are.
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Old 04-05-2024, 12:23 PM   #68
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WTF is a brass neck? English mother ****er!@!! Do you speak it??
That's right. For I fornicated with your English mother. I'm your proud father. Well, the proud part's a lie and to tell you the truth my son, I'm deeply ashamed of you. At least you've stopped using your Christian name, Womble Jr.
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Old 04-05-2024, 12:23 PM   #69
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Yes, I'm a proud naturalized citizen of the greatest nation on Earth: the USA.

But, again, I understand your envy. Brits are miserable people living in a miserable place.
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Old 04-05-2024, 12:26 PM   #70
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Your response to COVID-19.

I know and you are.
Are these chaps anti-American?



You don't and I'm not. I've always been vehemently anti-monarchy. A Tory is pro-monarchy.

You're welcome, as always.
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Old 04-05-2024, 12:26 PM   #71
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No that's Anna Sacoolas.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Harry_Dunn
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Old 04-05-2024, 12:28 PM   #72
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That's right. For I fornicated with your English mother. I'm your proud father. Well, the proud part's a lie and to tell you the truth my son, I'm deeply ashamed of you. At least you've stopped using your Christian name, Womble Jr.
See, Brits view Americans like a younger brother. One who is smarter, better looking, much more successful, drives a nicer car, has hotter women and so on.
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Old 04-05-2024, 12:29 PM   #73
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Are these chaps anti-American?



You don't and I'm not. I've always been vehemently anti-monarchy. A Tory is pro-monarchy.

You're welcome, as always.
You supported the lockdown and halting of the First Amendment.

You say so but your actions tell a different tale.
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Old 04-05-2024, 12:31 PM   #74
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Pompous blowhards whose national pastime is lecturing Americans on racism and gun control.
Honestly, most of us aren't Piers Morgan. I have zero issues with guns. Can absolutely see the appeal and I can absolutely see why people don't like them. None of my business otherwise.
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Old 04-05-2024, 12:32 PM   #75
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You supported the lockdown and halting of the First Amendment.

You say so but your actions tell a different tale.
I supported mitigation efforts, sure. Just like those chaps in 1918, and they didn't even know it was a virus. It's just common sense. Which you don't have.

No, my actions tell the same tale. Want me to find some of my posts about the British monarchy? You don't, I assure you.
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