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**Buehler445** · 03-07-2024, 03:04 PM

LOL Nice.

My buddy almost took the ditch to avoid a big ass eagle.

When I was probably 12, this cat we had working for us was driving my dad's pickup with me in the passenger seat boogying down a county road where I see some Turkey Vultures chewing on a crusty jackrabbit. So I see them and one is a little slow to get moving, but whatever, the dude is normally a pretty reasonable driver, pretty soon the dumbass dives down into the seat. I'm naturally like WHAT THE ****

"one of those big ****ers hits the windshield, it's coming in!'

"Might be a good idea to, I dunno, SLOW THE **** DOWN"

My unlicensed ass started drving more after that.

It was pretty close. It shit all over the headlight.

03-07-2024, 03:04 PM	#11
Buehler445 Supporter Buehler445's Avatar Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Scott City KS	LOL Nice. My buddy almost took the ditch to avoid a big ass eagle. When I was probably 12, this cat we had working for us was driving my dad's pickup with me in the passenger seat boogying down a county road where I see some Turkey Vultures chewing on a crusty jackrabbit. So I see them and one is a little slow to get moving, but whatever, the dude is normally a pretty reasonable driver, pretty soon the dumbass dives down into the seat. I'm naturally like WHAT THE ** "one of those big ers hits the windshield, it's coming in!' "Might be a good idea to, I dunno, SLOW THE ** DOWN" My unlicensed ass started drving more after that. It was pretty close. It shit all over the headlight.
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