Idiots are hoarding toilet paper because?

[KCUnited]

Originally Posted by BucEyedPea

WOW! Are you constipated? Low fiber diet? I go through at least a roll a week. I'd say about 12 rolls in two months maybe more.

Nope, I'm regular. Same time daily.

[Megatron96]

Originally Posted by BucEyedPea

WOW! Are you constipated? Low fiber diet? I go through at least a roll a week. I'd say about 12 rolls in two months maybe more.

Wtf? Just how many shits are you taking a day?

A few weeks ago I bought a 12-roll package of tp. Each roll has 475 sheets in it. That’s 5,700 sheets of tp in that package. If I used 16 sheets per shit (I don’t; I typically use about 10) that’s 356 shits in that one package. That’s about 45 shits a week. That’s about 6 shits a day. Who shits 6 times a day? If I shit 6 times a day I’d make an appointment to see my doctor ASAP. Somethings seriously messed up if your fart box is throwing a turd every four hours.

Btw, one roll of tp with 475 sheets in it using 12 sheets per shit, works out to 3 shits/day for 14 days.

So one roll of tp should last you the entire 14 days of quarantine, dipsticks. Stop buying tp.

[BucEyedPea]

Originally Posted by Megatron96

Wtf? Just how many shits are you taking a day?

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I'm just thorough. And don't forget you men shake and don't bleed. You need to get you a woman.

[kjwood75nro]

Originally Posted by BucEyedPea

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I'm just thorough. And don't forget you men shake and don't bleed. You need to get you a woman.

Well, when you put it that way...