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In Search of a Life
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#47 |
Sauntering Vaguely Downwards
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Columbia, Mo
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That's a good point.
I mean, Lavonte David WAS the best defensive player on a team that played better than .500 that one time. I mean sure, he's played 7 and it was JUST that one time his team had a winning record, but hey - why quibble? |
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In Search of a Life
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#49 |
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Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: manhattan beach, CA
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The Detroit Lions select Brian Burns, EDGE, Florida State
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#50 |
Sauntering Vaguely Downwards
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Columbia, Mo
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The Bills walk up to the podium and sit there giving the bird to both Jacksonville and Detroit. We have 15 minutes to turn our card in and we will be sitting here flipping the double deuce to the both of you rat bastards until we decide what we want to do now.
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#51 |
Sauntering Vaguely Downwards
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Columbia, Mo
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Buffalo selects a monumental asshole:
Ed Oliver, DT - Houston Buffalo loathes this pick but as Montez Sweat might literally die any second and Rashan Gary is just that freak of nature that Mecca came over repeatedly but who can't actually play football (Gholston?) while DK Metcalf is just the offensive version of Rashan Gary, Oliver is probably the best option available for them at the moment. PM Sent to Hoover |
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Location: Canada
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#53 |
Rufus Dawes Jr.
Join Date: Aug 2000
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The Denver Broncos select Rashan Gary, DT, Michigan
If Joe Flacco is going to take them anywhere, it will be on the back of their defense. |
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#54 |
Rufus Dawes Jr.
Join Date: Aug 2000
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PM Sent to Rain Man FYI
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#55 |
Sauntering Vaguely Downwards
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Columbia, Mo
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Even when Rainman is here, his pick is so involved that it takes him 20 minutes to make it.
I'm just glad I don't have to go after him. It's always a let-down if the next guy doesn't have gifs and guest stars. |
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#56 |
NFL's #1 Ermines Fan
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: My house
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Having seen the draft progress quickly, Cincy is now on the clock. We're taking a few minutes, though, because Mike Brown is still circling the building. He refuses to pay $15 for paid parking and is trying to find a meter.
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#57 |
NFL's #1 Ermines Fan
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: My house
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A hush falls over the crowd as the pride of Cincinnati steps out from behind the curtain. In an arena that is accustomed to viewing the physically perfect, Cincinnati's finest still invokes awe. Without hesitation, former radio receptionist Loni Anderson steps to the microphone.
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#58 |
NFL's #1 Ermines Fan
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: My house
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"With the 11th pick in the 2019 NFL Player Selection Process", she says breathily...
"The Cincinnati Bengals select Cody Ford, OT, Oklahoma." Last edited by The Franchise; 03-18-2019 at 04:25 PM.. |
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#59 |
NFL's #1 Ermines Fan
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: My house
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Loni seductively sways to the Green Bay draft table. Leaning over the desk, she whispers a PM into RealSNR's ear. "You're up, big boy," she whispers, then smiles slyly and leaves the building.
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It's All Good
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