The game starts and the Chiefs are here to get ****ed.
7-0 Chargers. Let's see how Pat Mahomes responds.
Great. It's Alex Smith time. Mahomes has broken his ****ing ribs. Thankfully it's only the Chargers. YOU CAN DO IT ALEX!!!
Yep, that's my shitty QB. Wide open receiver that I'd easily hit with a QB who doesn't have crap for medium throwing accuracy. I've hit that route at that release point against that coverage on that play 100 times with Robby Chase. ****ING THROW IT IN THE HOLE, NOT DOWN THE MIDDLE. Ass.
Still, it's only 10-3. Fortunately I have absolute shit at guard.
12-3 in the second half and now it's time for Clay to actually **** up.
Yeah, that one's on me. Stupid, stupid throw. I suck, sorry. You know who else sucks? Ron Parker.
This is so ****ing over, but I do get a 49-yard FG after I valiantly scramble for six yards on a third and forever. It's 20-6. Can ASS11 pull off the comeback?
YES, YES, ALEX! YOU STUD!
But yeah, the Chargers put together a TD drive and it's 27-13. Now look at this cuck trying to play hero.
Go **** yourself, Alex. Two of those picks are on you and your shit MTHA. BUT AT LEAST YOU GOT YOUR DRIVE GOAL!!!