Saying goodbye to special underwear.

[WhiteWhale]

Originally Posted by jerryaldini

It's so sacred that it's not supposed to touch the floor. So when they have sex they have to stop to put the underwear away first (so I was told by a Mormon who was angry that his wife would leave underwear on the floor, then she started sending pics of her ass to other guys, but she was a convert). Then they can progress to approved activities. It's still unclear whether oral sex is officially permissible, as far as I know.

I mean... technically oral sex is sodomy and therefore is a sin under all forms of Christianity, Islam, and Judaism.

Probably other religions, but you'll have to ask Hindus or Buddhists about that.

I gotta wonder what the hell was everyone's beef with blowjobs in the ancient world. Lumping it in with butt-sects seems a bit drastic.