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05-09-2021, 03:29 PM | #16 |
In Search of a Life
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One of my dogs loves popcorn more than anything else in the world. When we do movie night, we have to make him his own tub.
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05-09-2021, 03:44 PM | #17 | |
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05-09-2021, 03:47 PM | #18 |
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We adopted a stray dog from a nearby town. A fat lab mix. My son named her Rosey, I gave her the nickname "Pork-Sausage"
I talk so much shit to that dog while giving her fat ass belly rubs and ear scratches. If animals could get a complex for their weight......... |
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05-09-2021, 03:48 PM | #19 |
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05-09-2021, 03:49 PM | #20 |
Live free or die hard
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Location: Durango, CO
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Well, I was going to keep this private but since we're all coming out sometimes I rub peanut butter all over my 14" CP penis and well, you know dogs don't mind where they get their peanut butter from and she's female so it's not gay.
Don't tell anyone. |
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05-09-2021, 04:01 PM | #21 |
New and Improved
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Location: Springfield, Mo.
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Dodger has figured out how to roll down the car window. He knows when he is sitting in the RF seat if he stands on the arm rest in just the right place the window rolls down.
When I say anything about a girlfriend to him he knows I mean a female dog. There a big difference in how he acts between saying 'there's a dog or puppy' and saying 'there's a girlfriend'. |
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05-09-2021, 04:33 PM | #22 |
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If it’s a male dog just put it’s medicine on the peanut butter.
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05-09-2021, 06:15 PM | #23 |
Wasted away again...
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: in Margaritaville
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Our dog gets acupuncture and chiropractic manipulation every 3 weeks. She has Cushing's Disease and most dogs with that don't live to 17 years. And she's going strong. Constantly looking for food. Can't hear shit and we had to have one eye removed earlier this year.
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05-09-2021, 06:26 PM | #24 |
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Location: Wichita
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We have a 4.5 lb Yorkie that loves to ride on the lawnmower with me. I had an engineer at work design a seat for him that locks into the cup holder of my mower and print one on our 3D printer. All I have to say is “Max let’s go mow the yard” and that little ****er will run to the mower and climb into his seat. My neighbors think I’m nuts.
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05-09-2021, 06:28 PM | #25 | |
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05-09-2021, 07:31 PM | #26 |
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Lone takes the lead! |
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05-09-2021, 07:39 PM | #27 |
YOU take YOUR seat
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I give my dog a tortilla chip every once in a while, it's her favorite treat.
She gets picked on by my cat (I have 1 dog and 1 cat). She's not allowed to walk past the cat or the cat will attack her hind legs. She'll stand there until the cat moves because she knows what will happen. But half of the time they are sleeping next to each other on the dog's bed. She's a sweetheart, a black lab mix. |
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05-09-2021, 07:53 PM | #28 | |
In Mahomes I trust!
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05-09-2021, 08:02 PM | #29 |
Politically Incorrect
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05-09-2021, 08:03 PM | #30 |
Ain't no relax!
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My cat loves to play fetch. Like obsessive compulsive about it. When I'm working from home, I'll throw the ball down the hallway about 50 times, and the little shit will bring it back every time and sit there and meow for more.
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