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Old 10-20-2014, 08:09 PM  
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Just Took Head In The Car From 50 Year Old
Sitting in the bar on 92 and Shea, watching the game. Unknown Cougar being frisky, says let's step out at half time. Gobbles like a pro. Best part? She gets in her car and leaves after. Can watch the second half piece aside from the boys running shit...
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Old 10-21-2014, 03:29 PM   #136
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Nice. I've had more 1 and dones than the Chiefs.
Probably because you tried for a kiss after the ass to mouth.
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Old 10-21-2014, 03:30 PM   #137
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Nice. I've had more 1 and dones than the Chiefs.
It's easier when you're a pitcher. Ultimately I'm responsible for clean up.

I don't have a moral problem against it. I just can't get down with a guy I don't give a shit about. I don't want to see him naked. I don't want to know if he smells. I don't even care if he has a penis.

And I have been shit faced ****ed up drunk. And still...
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Old 10-21-2014, 03:41 PM   #138
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I know what giving head means: to suck teh penis

I know what getting head means: to have thy penis sucked

Taking Head is a term I am unfamiliar with.....is it like "surprise buttsecks" so youre just sitting there chilling and then you forcibly jam your cock into someone's mouth?
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Old 10-21-2014, 03:44 PM   #139
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I've always thought that hookers must be the most picky women about men. Look how many they test out in their search for Mr. Right. They're not just going to marry the first guy they dated in high school.
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Old 10-21-2014, 03:44 PM   #140
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I don't know about Taking Head....
But I do know the Talking Heads.


Same as it ever was.
Same as it ever was.
Same as it
Ever
Was...
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Old 10-21-2014, 04:10 PM   #141
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hillbilly heroin = a script (oxycontin)

But yeah.. he was talking about meth. People likely use addy instead in your circles.
You're smarter than I look...
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Old 10-21-2014, 04:13 PM   #142
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Old 10-21-2014, 04:15 PM   #143
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I know what giving head means: to suck teh penis

I know what getting head means: to have thy penis sucked

Taking Head is a term I am unfamiliar with.....is it like "surprise buttsecks" so youre just sitting there chilling and then you forcibly jam your cock into someone's mouth?
You accept the act.
She offered her honor,
I honored her offer.
All night long it was on her and off her/ oldest one in the books
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Old 10-21-2014, 04:17 PM   #144
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I thought

"Heres to honor.
If you can't cum in her, cum on her!"

Was the oldest one in the book.
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Old 10-21-2014, 04:19 PM   #145
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I thought

"Heres to honor.
If you can't cum in her, cum on her!"

Was the oldest one in the book.
I'm so stealing that one from you...
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Old 10-21-2014, 04:23 PM   #146
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I'm so stealing that one from you...
ooooh I have another one for you.

Ok so it's late at night. And for *whatever* reason, wife, job, dog, kids the guy in front of you says he's "gotta go." You smile softly and say "but how can you go if you haven't come?"

Might be creepier coming from you tho. :P
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Old 10-21-2014, 04:29 PM   #147
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ooooh I have another one for you.

Ok so it's late at night. And for *whatever* reason, wife, job, dog, kids the guy in front of you says he's "gotta go." You smile softly and say "but how can you go if you haven't come?"

Might be creepier coming from you tho. :P
Respect to a female that has these drops.
You're success rate on that one would be at or near one hundred percent. Mine would be lower unless played just right.
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Old 10-21-2014, 04:39 PM   #148
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Gross, dude. You are a despicable human being.
Did you swallow?
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Old 10-21-2014, 04:41 PM   #149
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Did you swallow?
if I ever run into you officer the drinks are all on me...
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Old 10-21-2014, 04:45 PM   #150
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I thought

"Heres to honor. Getting on her, staying on her and
If you can't cum in her, cum on her!"

Was the oldest one in the book.
Fixed yo post.
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